Well, Well, Well!

[Arkpony]

My having ESPN Gameplan on Direct TV finally pays off with the SMU BOise State Game tomorrow night!

MRydell and Ponyte? Wanna come over and watch it with me?

[mrydel]

Judge:

Thanks for the invite, but I have just missed my first day of work due to illness in 11 years. Got a case of Bronchitis. Think I might have yelled too much (in joy) at the SJSU game. Think it best to stay in and doped up. I will probably lay off the medicine enough to listen but then back to bed. Gosh, you would wopuld think with Judge Arkpony and Dr. Ponyte I could get enough illicit drugs to knock this thing out in a couple of hours.

[Arkpony]

Alas! Since I retired I no longer have access to the piles of cocaine and bags of pot and meth that used to lay around on my bench after trials.

[ponyte]

I would love to see the game with you judge except tonight is my oldest daughter's first Homecoming and she has her first date as well. I am torn between intimidating her date or coming over and watching the game. I feel it is important that I greet the young man at the front door while I am polishing my assault weapon so I must decline the offer this time. I would love to watch a game in the future (if the opportunity ever arises again).

Mrydel, I don't have access to the good stuff the Judge can get you. I can only help you score some Oxycontin and mild stuff like that. Let me know if I can be of service. Bronchitis is up my alley.

[mrydel]

Thanks Ponyte. I think the stuff I have is working for now. By the way, I have 3 grown daughters, and as good as the intimidation makes you feel, I can promise you the guys just keep coming back. Two of them are married now and the 3rd is in Dental school at NYU. She will probably marry some New Yorker, but what can I do????? Good luck to us tonight in the game, in our health, and in our lives.

[Arkpony]

Well, I will watch it by myself with 4 bags of assoted chips and all kinds of dip and cold beer. Incidentally, I am recording it on TiVo so in the unlikely event we make it close, you guys can come over and see the replay at your convenience.