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Since I was contemplating my plans for the upcoming season's tailgating needs(things like tents, generator, electric fan for the early games, seating, smoker repairs) I started thinking about my cooking needs. Then, as is always the case when I have too much time on my hands, I started thinking of other evil things I could do to enhance by tailgating pleasure without having my wife divorce me. I figured since our 1st opponent is Baylor I could have a little fun at their expense. So here are my thoughts and please feel free to add any others:

1. Offer free Southern Comfort to all Southern Baptists. Possible sponsorship opportunity here.
2. Have a Conversion Dance Party. All Baylor fans get to dance for free!
3. Dress up in a Devil Suit and walk around informing the Baylor fans that the correct answer was "Methodist"
4. Offer Baylor fans an opportunity to join discountjesus.com "Home of the Half Tithe"
5. Sell Baylor T-shirts that declares that it is home to the "Real Death Penalty"(I know it is tasteless but I did say evil ideas!)
6. Claim to have pictures of Grant Teaff and Robert Sloan getting married in Canada over the summer. Also, have pictures of SMU AD Copeland as the "Maid of Honor" at the ceremony.

Tell them the baptismal tank is in that Natatorium building.

i like the "home of the real death penalty" idea. I might even buy one of those.

How about Bear Meat steaks.

Good and good for you!!!

BUS wrote:How about Bear Meat steaks.

Perfect... and fried frog legs the next week. Yum...

Phil_Bennett's_Mustache wrote:Savor the flavor.

Does this bother anyone else... I mean in a funny kind of way. So PB's Stache does your sig line have a direct corralation to your handle? Or are they unrelated but just happen then to be funny because they are together... let me know.

I bet BIGHORSE will have somthing ready for those bears

OK, BrianT, you're one deeply disturbed young man.
And REALLY funny.
(Although #5 is pretty crass....)

how 'bout all smu coeds come "bare" nekid to the blvd?
if we gonna shock 'em, lets really shock'em!
give'em somethin to remember!

Give out free copies of "Bearly Legal" Magazine

I can always have Dooby and Kathy Bates in a Hot Tub before the game. That would shock anybody!

Dooby, if you can get Kathy then I will get the hot tub!

BrianTinBigD wrote:I can always have Dooby and Kathy Bates in a Hot Tub before the game. That would shock anybody!

Dooby, if you can get Kathy then I will get the hot tub!

How about we get Lauren Graham and reenact her memorable scene from Bad Santa instead?

VarsityShop wrote:how 'bout all smu coeds come "bare" nekid to the blvd?
if we gonna shock 'em, lets really shock'em!
give'em somethin to remember!

the "Come as Bare as you Dare" tailgate. . .that's a winner!!

Yeah, we'll see who's laughing after the game.

BUTitan wrote:Yeah, we'll see who's laughing after the game.

Dearest BUTTTITAN,

Thanks for the well thought out come back. Did you decide on this witty response after you ruled out "your mama", "oh yeah" and "you'll see"?

There are so many things to rag on SMU about and this is the best you can do? Troll around the board and you will see multiple better come backs and witty thoughts that would at least be remotely funny.

One final question, since you went to Baylor and you use the term Titan are you actually invoking the help of the The Titans, also known as the elder gods, who ruled the earth before the Olympians overthew them. Are you a believer/follower of these gods? If so, are you actually allowed to visit the Sacred Waco campus or have you been ex-communicated by Dr. Bob?

An interesting side note is that most of the Titans fought against Zeus and were punished by being banished to Tartarus. Tartarus lies far beneth the disk of the world. Deeper than Hades' kingdom of the underworld. It is used as the ultimate of prisons, unpleasent and inaccessable. Very similar to most descriptions of Waco! Coincidence???? I think not...

BrianTinBigD wrote:

BUTitan wrote:Yeah, we'll see who's laughing after the game.

Tartarus lies far beneth the disk of the world. Deeper than Hades' kingdom of the underworld. It is used as the ultimate of prisons, unpleasent and inaccessable. Very similar to most descriptions of Waco! Coincidence???? I think not...

Talk about your great comebacks. This has me laughing out loud. Thanks.