Dear Coaches

Have we addressed our tackling and special teams this week???? Please tell me we skipped class and worked on it all day. Please tell me Nubuiffe was hit with soap in a sock like Full Metal Jacket to make him a mean crazy tackling machine. I never want to see the frontal grope tackle we put on Reggie McNeal ever again. I want a coach to promise to give back a paycheck if Tulane blocks a punt!!