Times Billy Joe Cried...

by **Billy Joe** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:28 pm

1) I caught my girlfriend screwing another guy;

2) My parents did not buy me a new porshce that they promised for me getting a B average at SMU;

3) SMU BEAT UAB ON THE FINAL PLAY OF THE GANE!!!!!!

GO MUSTANGS!!!!!!!

by **Stallion** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:00 am

,,,,,OK I can play that game. SMU breaks long losing streak at the buzzer, Stallion extends losing streak by going home alone again at closing time. Damn I thought this would be my Nite too. Guess I need to drop down to a lower classification to get my confidence up.

by **ponyplayer** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:29 am

nothing to do with your confidence, work on your state of inebriation, maybe your vision was too clear

by **jtstang** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:34 am

Stallion wrote:Damn I thought this would be my Nite too. Guess I need to drop down to a lower classification to get my confidence up.

Not a bad thought, Stallion, you'f be the brightest star in the D-2 country bar! Those girls would be a good short term fix for you. Hell, some people think teeth just get in the way anyhow.

by **Nacho** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:35 am

I always thought of Stallion as NAIA material myself. Late for church. Gotta go.

by **mrydel** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:05 pm

I agree with Nacho. Enough of this D-2 talk. :lol:

by **RGV Pony** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:21 pm

Stallion I don't think the problem is with you personally...just your model

by **mrydel** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:23 pm

RGV Pony wrote:Stallion I don't think the problem is with you personally...just your model

If he had a model he would not have this problem.

by **Stallion** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:32 pm

...hey but I did marry a professional beauty pageant contestant who was Little Miss Texas at the age of 3, 8 and 15. So I HAD that going for me. I think I'll ask for a reshuffling of the jury pool!!!! ....

by **mrydel** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 5:45 pm

Try marrying an older girl next time. They are more reliable and legal. :wink:

by **EastStang** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:04 am

Stallion, beauty never stood in the way of Bill Clinton getting a little this and that. Drink more, buy some paper bags, and by all means don't stay until morning. One word of warning though, some of the horsey looking ones might be guys in drag, so you might check it out before you get a later in the evening "surprise".

by **ponyplayer** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:28 am

don`t follow the Clinton model, will force you to say that you never had sexual relations with that woman, don`t you want to say the opposite??

by **SMU Football Blog** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:35 pm

Stallion wrote:,,,,,OK I can play that game. SMU breaks long losing streak at the buzzer, Stallion extends losing streak by going home alone again at closing time. Damn I thought this would be my Nite too. Guess I need to drop down to a lower classification to get my confidence up.

Stallion, I have it figured out. What you need are a couple of quality JuCo transfers. They have the "experience" of being "on the field" a couple of years already. On top of that, though they have the talent, they didn't have the smarts to qualify straight out of school. Yes, sir. Go the JuCo route and you'll be playing for conference championships in no time.

Wait. What are we talking about?

by **ponyplayer** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:15 pm

i would go with the Miami model....South Beach and all,,

you only get two years with Jucos unless that is all you need them for..

by **Dooby** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:00 pm

ponyplayer wrote:you only get two years with Jucos unless that is all you need them for..

Errr...why would you need them any longer than that?

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