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NOW HEAR THIS:

Just WHO do YOU people think YOU are complaining about SMU Football? Do you WORK here? I thought so. Quit your whining immediately. There will be NO talk about a new coach until I DECIDE SO. GOT THAT?

"Why do we lose?" (wah, wah) "We need a new coach." (wah, wah) "The administration doesn't get." (wah, wah) "I want to win." (wah, wah) "My pee pee hurts." (wah, wah)

Until YOU want to pony up [pun intended] $2 Million + a year to get a quality coach in here, SHADDUP! Cuz, guess what? No frickin way Dan Reeves or whoever the hell else you whiners want comes here without a frickin gazillion bucks and a wad full of cash to shell out for a few marquis players.

Look, give Bennett a break! He's a GREAT guy, for f$#*'s sake! SMU needs a guy like Coach B to keep up appearances and spirits and convince all those 2 star recruits and quality walk-ons that we're just "that close" to a CHAMPIONSHIP. TRUST ME, OK???

Besides, WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING, boys and girls! WHO CARES IF WE WIN? You do? Who are YOU? Did you buy SMU a new stadium? Huh? Did you?

Leave me and coach Bennett alone! I'll make an example out of him sooner or later, OK? Just not now. I figure if he stays one more season, I can get another 5-yearer in here and then I can retire.

PASS THE DONUTS!!!

I think it is unfortunate that the transmittal of this post takes up valuable bandwith that could be used for useful things, like p0rn.

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What are you talking about? This post is hilarious. Keep them coming, Copeland! You have me converted.

Hey Copeland, Great Idea....

I have another one for you.....

SoCal Pony,

I can clearly see you have a special talent for thinking outside the box [pun intended]. Ever thought about a career in ticket sales? I've got a booth with your name on it. The job's yours if you want it, although it also entails making donut runs every Thursday. Whadya say?

Copeland, can't you find a job somewhere else please?

Shhhhhh...my sources (which always tell me what I want to hear) have confirmed that I am in the running for the Notre Dame gig.

Dan Reeves??! I used to carpool with his son back when Dan was an Asst. with the Cowgirls. Dan's wife used to drive on the school lawn right up to the door when it was cold so us little darlings would not get cold. I bet he does miss Dallas.

Here's what I have to say on the subject:

Copeland Doowrong wrote:Shhhhhh...my sources (which always tell me what I want to hear) have confirmed that I am in the running for the Notre Dame gig.

B.S. You're not Catholic.

Then again...SMU's president isn't a Methodist, either.