This has to be the funniest quote in the article...
Now Texas Tech had a 39-point lead over A.&M. and the ball and was moving forward as rapidly as ever. To minimize its humiliation, the A.&M. offense had been running plays meant to use up time and get the team out of Lubbock....Up in the sky boxes, the wife of an Aggie assistant coach insulted every female Red Raider in earshot by saying that at least she lived in College Station instead of Lubbock.
Is anyone else laughing their [deleted] off like I am? Granted, Lubbock is a [deleted] hole, but in my book of [deleted] places to live, College Station is right up there.