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Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:42 am**

Stallion is a lawyer. He also knows more about recruiting and SMU athletics than anyone else I know. For these reasons alone, Stallion should be the new AD.

Also, I have a suspicion that Stallion=MM1965.
Some people believe that MM1965=Lamont Cranston.

Hiring Stallion is like getting three ADs for the price of one! :wink:

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:53 am**

Only if he were forced to legally change his name to "Stallion." That is what I would like to see in the DMN.

From the Febuary 5, 2009 DMN:

According to SMU athletic director Stallion, the firing of popular and successful women's underwater lacross coach Betty Schottester was necessary, "You morons! How many times do I have to tell you that it is recruiting that matters! Only by fixing the model, will we ever be any good at football again. And I am still not showing up to Mustang Club functions; I don't care if I am the AD."

When asked what that had to do with the firing of Ms. Schottester, Mr. Stallion replied, "Nothing. She parked in my parking space. I am going to Cool River for a drink."

Ms. Schottester will be replaced on an interim basis by Mike Cavan. Coach Cavan has been renting a room above Stallion's garage for the past several years.

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:15 am**

I think he should be considered. It would be wicked cool to have the A.D. making like 50 posts/day on this site.

We also need a real people person. :lol:

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:27 am**

Keep this up and folks are going to think you and Secules broke up.

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:32 am**

giacfsp wrote:Keep this up and folks are going to think you and Secules broke up.

Eat any good burgers lately?

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:42 am**

Had a couple at a Super Bowl party -- thanks for asking.
Confusing, but considerate, I suppose.

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:45 am**

giacfsp wrote:Had a couple at a Super Bowl party -- thanks for asking.
Confusing, but considerate, I suppose.

And you haven't posted about it yet? Quick, go over to "Around the Hilltop" and make sure all of the guys know about it.

I still think Whataburger is best.

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:14 pm**

I nominate thatsgreatraplh with MM65/Lamont Cranston as asst. AD

Where has Lamont been?

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:12 pm**

This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time.

From the Febuary 5, 2009 DMN:

According to SMU athletic director Stallion, the firing of popular and successful women's underwater lacross coach Betty Schottester was necessary, "You morons! How many times do I have to tell you that it is recruiting that matters! Only by fixing the model, will we ever be any good at football again. And I am still not showing up to Mustang Club functions; I don't care if I am the AD."

When asked what that had to do with the firing of Ms. Schottester, Mr. Stallion replied, "Nothing. She parked in my parking space. I am going to Cool River for a drink."

Ms. Schottester will be replaced on an interim basis by Mike Cavan. Coach Cavan has been renting a room above Stallion's garage for the past several years.

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