More Rumours

[abezontar]

I heard a rumour that Bennett was going to shave the 'stache and go with an Abe Lincoln type beard, anyone got any info on this?

[SMU Football Blog]

1. Guns don't kill people. The ‘stache kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals the ‘stache allows to live.
3. The ‘stache does not sleep. It waits.
4. The chief export of the ‘stache is Pain.
5. There is no upper lip behind the ‘stache. There is only another fist.
6. Phil Bennett doesn’t wear a watch, The ‘Stache decides what time it is.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. ‘stache 3. Cancer
8. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a ‘stache-tatorship.
9. The ‘stache is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
10. The ‘stache doesn't go hunting.... THE ‘STACHE GOES KILLING

There is no apology to Chuck Norris; the 'stache apologizes to nobody!

[RE Tycoon]

He needs a Fu Manchu

[expony18]

PB needs to leave the stache... in a couple years when we get this thing really rolling they could market his mustache... can you imagine the stadium and blvd. packed with students and kids wearing stick on PB mustaches!!! it would legendary, espn would dedicate an entire segment to the PB mustache craze on the hilltop and the way he has brought SMU back to glory

[Dutch]

this is an outrage!

[abezontar]

Surprisingly, there is a move for the handlebar mustache.....maybe I should start a petition, start passing it around campus, might get students excited about football games if they had a hand in determining the look of the coach, you know make him more accessible.....