The idea is this - we have a Mayor of The Boulevard. The Mayor will have very few official duties. The ones we came up with include to have the ceremonial first drink of the day (in a discreet plastic cup, of course), to pop the cork on the champange bottle after a Mustang win to kick off the victory celebration, and to make sure The Boulevard maintains its unique beauty (interpret "beauty" any way you want - but you boys know what I mean

We didn't get far enough to figure out how the Mayor would get "elected." The last dram from the bottle of Glenmorangie had been drained long before, and that seemed to drain us of our creativity.
Well, I just wanted to throw that against the wall and see what the good citizens of the Boulevard think.