Idea: Mayor of The Boulevard

I was hanging out with some fellow Mustangs awhile back, and we came up with what we thought was an interesting idea (although this idea was presented amid a haze of beer, red wine, and scotch).
The idea is this - we have a Mayor of The Boulevard. The Mayor will have very few official duties. The ones we came up with include to have the ceremonial first drink of the day (in a discreet plastic cup, of course), to pop the cork on the champange bottle after a Mustang win to kick off the victory celebration, and to make sure The Boulevard maintains its unique beauty (interpret "beauty" any way you want - but you boys know what I mean
) that makes it the best tailgating in the Southwest. This would be pretty much a figure-head position and an Ambassador of Goodwill.
We didn't get far enough to figure out how the Mayor would get "elected." The last dram from the bottle of Glenmorangie had been drained long before, and that seemed to drain us of our creativity.
Well, I just wanted to throw that against the wall and see what the good citizens of the Boulevard think.
The idea is this - we have a Mayor of The Boulevard. The Mayor will have very few official duties. The ones we came up with include to have the ceremonial first drink of the day (in a discreet plastic cup, of course), to pop the cork on the champange bottle after a Mustang win to kick off the victory celebration, and to make sure The Boulevard maintains its unique beauty (interpret "beauty" any way you want - but you boys know what I mean

We didn't get far enough to figure out how the Mayor would get "elected." The last dram from the bottle of Glenmorangie had been drained long before, and that seemed to drain us of our creativity.
Well, I just wanted to throw that against the wall and see what the good citizens of the Boulevard think.