Where's Letterman?
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:12 pmWe sure could use his top ten attempts this week. Please come back to the board oh gapped-tooth one.
Top 10 Reasons to attend SMU's game this weekend..
10. To see if anyone is actually going to steal your seat
9. Curious if a girl is actually running Peruna.. or Peruna will be running over the girl
8. Count the number of slip-screens and shifts by TE's before there's a vertical pass downfield for more than 10 yards.
7. To re-introduce yourself to a campus that has soo many more buildings since you graduated.
6. You can actually buy SMU gear there as opposed to other retail stores throughout the Metroplex.. (if it's not out of stock)
5. See how many Sam Houston fans outnumber our fans in the stands this week..
4. Watch Texas Tech Transfer Phillip Daughtery and pray he doesn't have wheels
3. Ask Coach Doherty if the Basketball Season can start early this year
2. Watch the college co-eds make the walk-of-shame from the night before (early tailgaters only)
1. The Boulevard is open.. drink your sorrows away and dream about next year.