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Change of Tempo - West Virginia Jokes
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:52 pmby EastStang
Now is the time to recyle all those Arkansas and Aggie Jokes as West Virginia jokes. For example. When a West Virginia couple gets a divorce are they still kin? Or a young man comes home and announces he is marryin' Betty Jo and that Betty Jo is a virgin. To which his father says. "There will be no weddin'. If she ain't good enough for her kin, she ain't good enough for us." And its not a hate crime to make fun of hillbillies. Let the jokes begin.
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:55 pmby MustangStealth
How many West Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, I'll tell you once they get electricity.
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:55 pmby KnuckleStang
What's the state flower of West Virginia?
Satellite dish.
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:58 pmby whogottaherdon
That's just not right....
Anyway, I guess I could break out the steers and......QB stalkers...haha!
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:58 pmby Col. Nathan R. Jessep
A West Virgina "blonde" comes home from vacation and finds her house has been ransacked. She calls the police and asks them to come over and investigate. They are a bit understaffed and the only officer available is from the K-9 unit.
The officer arrives at her house and gets out with his dog and begins looking around. The blonde looks out her window and sees a cop with a dog on a leash. She says, "Wouldn't you know it, my house gets robbed and they send a damn blind cop over to investigate."
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:08 pmby jtstang
whogottaherdon wrote:That's just not right....
Anyway, I guess I could break out the steers and......QB stalkers...haha!
Now now, the webmaster has already put the kibosh on those jokes. We would not want to have to award you a black horseshoe on your first day here.
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:44 pmby BRStang
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:50 pmby whogottaherdon
hehe thats a new one to me...That just became a Kentucky joke!
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:51 pmby whogottaherdon
jtstang wrote:whogottaherdon wrote:That's just not right....
Anyway, I guess I could break out the steers and......QB stalkers...haha!
Now now, the webmaster has already put the kibosh on those jokes. We would not want to have to award you a black horseshoe on your first day here.
Hehehehe gotcha...I'm not saying he's like that...besides isn't the word that rhymes with steer, beer?
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:01 pmby MustangStealth
Our filters must not be working. A good natured opposing fan snuck through instead of the usual intellectuals.
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:04 pmby SMU_is_bowling
seems that alot of non-intulectuals have snuck through as well....
