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ECU Pirates Week: Pirate Joke Thread
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Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:15 pmby ThadFilms
I figured in honor of our clash with ECU this Saturday I would start a Pirate Joke thread... and I'll start with my favorite (scroll down for punch line):
A pirate walks into a bar with a giant steering wheel attached to his midsection.
Bartender says: "What's the deal with the steering wheel?"
Pirate responds....
"ARRRRRGH! It drives me nuts!!!"
(Web dudes I hope that was close enough to PG to not to get deleted...)
Posted:
Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:17 pmby ThadFilms
And another one...
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
Yeah, it's rated "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"
Posted:
Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:17 pmby ThadFilms
I know they are lame... but always fun.
Posted:
Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:19 pmby Spaz
booooooooooooooooooo
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Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:23 pmby ThadFilms
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Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:26 pmby SmooBoy
Looks like you've been waiting for this week for a while. Keep 'em comin'.
Re: ECU Pirates Week: Pirate Joke Thread
Posted:
Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:28 pmby CalallenStang
ThadFilms wrote:A pirate walks into a bar
OUCH! Is he alright?
Posted:
Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:29 pmby DiamondM75
A pirate comes back to his ship with both of his ears pierced. Another pirate without any ear rings says "Where did you get those ear rings?"
The first pirate replies:
"Me matie I was at the mall and they had a special, they were a "Buck an
Ear", Arrrrgggghhhhh!
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Why did the pirate have to go to jail?
He was guilty of ARRRRRRSON.
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why didnt the pirate go to the movies?
because it was rated aarrrrrrrrrahhhhh.
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Why was the pirate wearing a parka.
Because he was in the ARRRRRRtic.
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What do pirates drive?
A Caaaarrh.
What do pirates fly?
An Aaaarrhhhplane.
What do pirates sail?
Their ships....duh. (AAaaarrrhhh)
Posted:
Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:30 pmby MustangStealth
Arrrrrr you serious? Arrrrrrrr those the best you can come up with?
Posted:
Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:31 pmby ThadFilms
What was the pirate's second choice of jobs?
ARRRRRRRRchitecht!!!!!
Posted:
Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:32 pmby DiamondM75
What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!
Posted:
Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:32 pmby DiamondM75
why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
because he left it off the hook!
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Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:33 pmby mustangfan01
Please delete this thread...
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Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:34 pmby DiamondM75
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"
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Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:36 pmby LonghornFan68
dammit, beat to the punch /\
