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College Entrance Exam for UT Football Players

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:22 am
by Peruna2001
You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. OR Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one) (a) Jewish (b) CATHOLIC (c) Hindu (d)Swedish (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximate)

8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (C) NORTHERNERS

9. Spell -- CAT, DOG, PIG

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:30 am
by LonghornFan68
:roll: National Champs, blah blah blah.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:27 pm
by smu diamond m
LonghornFan68 wrote::roll: National Champs, blah blah blah.

National champions in over rated

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:35 pm
by LonghornFan68
smu diamond m wrote:
LonghornFan68 wrote::roll: National Champs, blah blah blah.

National champions in over rated


Ooooooo! Yeah, well, your mom!

Seriously, this is dumb.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:37 pm
by smu diamond m
LonghornFan68 wrote:
smu diamond m wrote:
LonghornFan68 wrote::roll: National Champs, blah blah blah.

National champions in over rated


Ooooooo! Yeah, well, your mom!

Seriously, this is dumb.

So is UT's fb team. :D:D:D:D

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:42 pm
by LonghornFan68
smu diamond m wrote:
LonghornFan68 wrote:
smu diamond m wrote:
LonghornFan68 wrote::roll: National Champs, blah blah blah.

National champions in over rated


Ooooooo! Yeah, well, your mom!

Seriously, this is dumb.

So is UT's fb team. :D:D:D:D


Bwhahahahahaha. Ohhhh. Please, stop. Seriously, my sides hurt.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:43 pm
by jtstang
smu diamond m wrote:National champions in over rated

Yes, thank goodness SMU will never have to be worried about being overrated.

Yea, yea keep talking...

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:58 pm
by BringBackThePonies03
[quote="jtstang"][quote="smu diamond m"]National champions in over rated[/quote]
Yes, thank goodness SMU will never have to be worried about being overrated.[/quote]

Yea thank goodness your Texas [deleted] is going to get killed tomorrow by the Huskers, the Longhorns can't handle Memorial stadium baby!!!

GO PONIES and GO HUSKERS!!!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:27 pm
by Stallion
I bet UT has less qualifying issues for incoming freshman than 95% of the schools in Division 1A. They don't take marginal qualifiers, they don't take more than 1 JUCO every blue moon, they don't take Division 1A Transfers and of course, the Big 12 effectively makes non-qualifiers a non-issue. I can't believe none of you haven't thrown this in my face over the years. Of course, UT doesn't have to take marginal qualifiers. UT has model admission standards in relation to the rest NCAA schools. Before you regurgitate some stupid response prove me wrong by showing the marginal players that were admitted to UT based upon their high school transcript or SAT/ACT scores.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:46 pm
by abezontar
you are a poopyhead.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:56 pm
by LonghornFan68
Stallion wrote:I bet UT has less qualifying issues for incoming freshman than 95% of the schools in Division 1A. They don't take marginal qualifiers, they don't take more than 1 JUCO every blue moon, they don't take Division 1A Transfers and of course, the Big 12 effectively makes non-qualifiers a non-issue. I can't believe none of you haven't thrown this in my face over the years. Of course, UT doesn't have to take marginal qualifiers. UT has model admission standards in relation to the rest NCAA schools. Before you regurgitate some stupid response prove me wrong by showing the marginal players that were admitted to UT based upon their high school transcript or SAT/ACT scores.


I'm sorry, I can't hear you over this trophy. Let me move it out of the way so I can hear you better. You were saying?

Seriously, I couldn't care less. I don't lose a wink of sleep over things like this. The program I graduated from consistently ranks in the Top 10 (Architecture) and my college stays in the Top 50 or so in the nation. That's good enough for me.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:01 pm
by abezontar
LonghornFan68 wrote:
Stallion wrote:I bet UT has less qualifying issues for incoming freshman than 95% of the schools in Division 1A. They don't take marginal qualifiers, they don't take more than 1 JUCO every blue moon, they don't take Division 1A Transfers and of course, the Big 12 effectively makes non-qualifiers a non-issue. I can't believe none of you haven't thrown this in my face over the years. Of course, UT doesn't have to take marginal qualifiers. UT has model admission standards in relation to the rest NCAA schools. Before you regurgitate some stupid response prove me wrong by showing the marginal players that were admitted to UT based upon their high school transcript or SAT/ACT scores.


I'm sorry, I can't hear you over this trophy. Let me move it out of the way so I can hear you better. You were saying?

Seriously, I couldn't care less. I don't lose a wink of sleep over things like this. The program I graduated from consistently ranks in the Top 10 (Architecture) and my college stays in the Top 50 or so in the nation. That's good enough for me.


Yeah.....apparently the architecture program doesn't place an emphasis on reading comprehension.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:05 pm
by LonghornFan68
abezontar wrote:
LonghornFan68 wrote:
Stallion wrote:I bet UT has less qualifying issues for incoming freshman than 95% of the schools in Division 1A. They don't take marginal qualifiers, they don't take more than 1 JUCO every blue moon, they don't take Division 1A Transfers and of course, the Big 12 effectively makes non-qualifiers a non-issue. I can't believe none of you haven't thrown this in my face over the years. Of course, UT doesn't have to take marginal qualifiers. UT has model admission standards in relation to the rest NCAA schools. Before you regurgitate some stupid response prove me wrong by showing the marginal players that were admitted to UT based upon their high school transcript or SAT/ACT scores.


I'm sorry, I can't hear you over this trophy. Let me move it out of the way so I can hear you better. You were saying?

Seriously, I couldn't care less. I don't lose a wink of sleep over things like this. The program I graduated from consistently ranks in the Top 10 (Architecture) and my college stays in the Top 50 or so in the nation. That's good enough for me.


Yeah.....apparently the architecture program doesn't place an emphasis on reading comprehension.


Meh, you're right. That's what I get for skimming and responding before reading the whole thing. Damn short attention span. Damn you t.v. generation. Heh.

Re: Yea, yea keep talking...

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:07 pm
by PonySnob
BringBackThePonies03 wrote:Yea thank goodness your Texas [deleted] is going to get killed tomorrow by the Huskers, the Longhorns can't handle Memorial stadium baby!!!

GO PONIES and GO HUSKERS!!!


When was the last time UT got the [deleted] handed to them by NTSU or had an 0-12 season? We as SMU fans should only be so lucky to be "overrated" the season after winning a National Championship. :twisted:

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:10 pm
by Peruna2001
I just thought it was funny.