Cougar High Shortfalls

[BRStang]

Feel free to post your reasons for not attending Cougar High. Here are mine...

1. Dirty bunghole for a campus
2. I wasn’t interested in ugly, weathered, non-traditional-student-type chicks
3. I’m violent-crime averse
4. Did not want an hour commute as a freshman (or so., jr., or sr.)
5. Did I mention the campus is a dirty, dirty, bunghole?
6. I always thought an associate’s degree was a waste of time and money. Still do.
7. My ACT and SAT scores were too high to even be considered.
8. I wanted a job when I graduated.
9. I wasn’t interested in obtaining an associate’s degree in “criminal justice” or “bookkeeping.”
10. High-schoolish mascot—frickin’ Cougar. Hahahahahahaha!!!hahahahahaha!!!

Nah…those things aren’t really true. Cougar High wasn’t even a blip on my radar when I was applying to schools for the same reason places like UTA, NTSU, Cornhole U and Sh!tsville State weren’t.

[LonghornFan68]

meh

[mastercoog]

10. They wouldn't give me special parking for the Porsche daddy bought me.
9. Modest admission standards weren't waived for donations.
8. Black people were there.
7. Wouldn't allow maid to live in dorm to do my laundry.
6. Wouldn't allow maid to live in dorm to do my homework.
5. Mexican people are there.
4. Niemans is almost five miles from campus.
3. Jewish people are there.
2. Oklahomans are icky, but at least most of them are white.
1. Homecoming queen beat my [deleted] during campus tour.

[LonghornFan68]

/\ Haha. Nice.

[FloridaMustang]

::Yawn:: to you both.

[FordtoTolbert]

...and we sit here and wonder why "Joe, 3.2 kids, average Dallas working man" is not flocking to our "everyman" program. Maybe one day, we will shed the "elitest snob" image we so closely covet, and open our minds up a bit...until then, let's enjoy the UH game with our other 12,458 "friends"...BEAT HOUSTON!!

[BRStang]

10. They wouldn't give me special parking for the Porsche daddy bought me.
9. Modest admission standards weren't waived for donations.
8. Black people were there.
7. Wouldn't allow maid to live in dorm to do my laundry.
6. Wouldn't allow maid to live in dorm to do my homework.
5. Mexican people are there.
4. Niemans is almost five miles from campus.
3. Jewish people are there.
2. Oklahomans are icky, but at least most of them are white.
1. Homecoming queen beat my [deleted] during campus tour.

Hahaha!! Very nice! Keep 'em coming.

Oh, and by the way, yes, I could see the Cougar High Homecoming Queen kicking even Lennox Lewis' [deleted]!

[FordtoTolbert]

..and PS, this comes from a guy who has choosen to live in Baton Rouge....

[mastercoog]

Yeah, I really should have gone with president of engineering society, but I choked on that one.

[BRStang]

...and we sit here and wonder why "Joe, 3.2 kids, average Dallas working man" is not flocking to our "everyman" program. Maybe one day, we will shed the "elitest snob" image we so closely covet, and open our minds up a bit...until then, let's enjoy the UH game with our other 12,458 "friends"...BEAT HOUSTON!!

Give me a break. The Coogfans came over here talking a little smack. Nothing wrong with talking some back. All in good fun if you're not a crybaby and have a sense of humor.

[FordtoTolbert]

..it's weak, not funny, "old used up cliches" from about 30 years ago......at least come up with some original material if you are going to go on another weak as [deleted] sophmoric rant. BEAT UH!

[Coogcheese]

Truly embarrassed for you guys...not to mention for the Methodist faith (of which I am a member) that is suppose to be the backbone of your University. You have failed it.

...damn proud to have gone to a diverse university...

[BRStang]

..it's weak, not funny, "old used up cliches" from about 30 years ago......at least come up with some original material if you are going to go on another weak as [deleted] sophmoric rant. BEAT UH!

Maybe cliche, but still applicable. And...nevermind...it was not my point to trash talk with other SMU fans.

[abezontar]

hmmmm....little boy stroking the "arm" of an older man....methinks there might be a future Mark Foley on your football team.

[perunapower]

I'm tired of all these cliches and insults. I am certainly tired of the classless attacks on our integrity and our dignity. Now if you want to discuss football or make humorous comments then that's fine, but to stoop to the level of calling us racist and bigots is going too far. UH is by far the most disrespectful and sophomoric group of fans that has visited PonyFans.com. You, sir, should be ashamed of yourself. Now either grow up or take your mindless dribble and go to your own board.