10/9/04 MOB Script

Here it is guys. The MOB performed this script on our last visit to Houston:
SMU vs. Rice University
October 9, 2004
Rice Stadium, Houston, TX
"MOB vs. SMU"
Announcer: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip. Back in nineteen ninety-five, the sinking of the Southwest Conference forced several universities to abandon ship. Here's the story of the castaways, on the lost isle of the WAC.
MOB: Dugahduh Dugahduh Duh. GO RICE!
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Form: X I I
Announcer: When we last saw our castaways, they'd just eaten Mary Ann and spotted a ship on the horizon! As the big twelve sailed into view, the SMU millionaires begged for help, but the professor, a rice grad, stayed silent, working instead on a boat of his own. He knew that being stuck on a deserted island was better than being *marooned* in a conference with the Aggies.
Music: Gilligan's Island
Action: Ship of the Big 12 sails past. Crew is wearing colors of all Big 12 schools.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Twenty-first century MOB is proud to present: in the role of the movie star, please welcome Miss Texas two thousand four, rice's very own Jamie Story!
Music: Continuation of Gilligan
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Form: S O S
Announcer: The millionaires from SMU thought that help was comin' round the mountain, but when the WAC island split in half in ninety-nine and the mountain went west, they were out of options. The professor knew that their chances of rescue were as likely as Dan Rather getting his facts straight.
Music: Carry On Wayward Son
Action: Prof on Island with Blueprints. Mountain gets up and leaves; Millionaires swim after it, and get attacked by sharks.
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Form: A boat
Announcer: After nine long seasons, the castaways finally built a boat. The Professor supplied the design and the Mustang millionaires supplied the glue. They sailed to the calmer waters of conference USA, waving goodbye to *dumps* like Honolulu and Reno, and saying hello to the beautiful resort land of Huntington, West Virginia!
Music: Louie, Louie
Action: The boat sails off the field.
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Announcer: This just in folks! Officials at UT-Austin have announced that 2005 will be the year they finally beat OU, and they *really* mean it this time!
http://mob.rice.edu/history/scripts/200 ... shtml?2004
SMU vs. Rice University
October 9, 2004
Rice Stadium, Houston, TX
"MOB vs. SMU"
Announcer: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip. Back in nineteen ninety-five, the sinking of the Southwest Conference forced several universities to abandon ship. Here's the story of the castaways, on the lost isle of the WAC.
MOB: Dugahduh Dugahduh Duh. GO RICE!
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Form: X I I
Announcer: When we last saw our castaways, they'd just eaten Mary Ann and spotted a ship on the horizon! As the big twelve sailed into view, the SMU millionaires begged for help, but the professor, a rice grad, stayed silent, working instead on a boat of his own. He knew that being stuck on a deserted island was better than being *marooned* in a conference with the Aggies.
Music: Gilligan's Island
Action: Ship of the Big 12 sails past. Crew is wearing colors of all Big 12 schools.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Twenty-first century MOB is proud to present: in the role of the movie star, please welcome Miss Texas two thousand four, rice's very own Jamie Story!
Music: Continuation of Gilligan
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Form: S O S
Announcer: The millionaires from SMU thought that help was comin' round the mountain, but when the WAC island split in half in ninety-nine and the mountain went west, they were out of options. The professor knew that their chances of rescue were as likely as Dan Rather getting his facts straight.
Music: Carry On Wayward Son
Action: Prof on Island with Blueprints. Mountain gets up and leaves; Millionaires swim after it, and get attacked by sharks.
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Form: A boat
Announcer: After nine long seasons, the castaways finally built a boat. The Professor supplied the design and the Mustang millionaires supplied the glue. They sailed to the calmer waters of conference USA, waving goodbye to *dumps* like Honolulu and Reno, and saying hello to the beautiful resort land of Huntington, West Virginia!
Music: Louie, Louie
Action: The boat sails off the field.
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Announcer: This just in folks! Officials at UT-Austin have announced that 2005 will be the year they finally beat OU, and they *really* mean it this time!
http://mob.rice.edu/history/scripts/200 ... shtml?2004