C-USA's Media All-Conference Teams

First, the list. Second, my reactions.
FIRST TEAM
OFFENSE
Quarterback - Kevin Kolb, Sr., Houston
Running Back- Ahmad Bradshaw, Jr., Marshall
Running Back- Damion Fletcher, Fr., Southern Miss
Offensive Lineman- George Batiste, Sr., Southern Miss
Offensive Lineman- Sterling Doty, Sr., Houston
Offensive Lineman- Travis Cooley, Sr., Southern Miss
Offensive Lineman- Doug Legursky, Jr., Marshall
Offensive Lineman- Jeff Perrett, Sr., Tulsa
Tight End- Cody Slate, Fr., Marshall
Wide Receiver- Jarett Dillard, So., Rice
Wide Receiver- Johnnie Lee Higgins, Sr., UTEP
Wide Receiver- Mike Walker, Sr., UCF
DEFENSE
Defensive Lineman- Adrian Haywood, Sr., SMU
Defensive Lineman- Albert McClellan, So., Marshall
Defensive Lineman- Larry McSwain, Sr., UAB
Defensive Lineman- Justin Rogers, Sr., SMU
Linebacker- Nelson Coleman, Jr., Tulsa
Linebacker- Troy Collavo, Sr., UTEP
Linebacker- Brian Raines, Sr., Rice
Defensive Back- Quintin Demps, Jr., UTEP
Defensive Back- Will Gulley, Sr., Houston
Defensive Back- Curtis Keyes, Sr., Marshall
Defensive Back- Joe Sturdivant, Sr., SMU
SPECIAL TEAMS
Placekicker- Reagan Schneider, Sr., UTEP
Punter- Ryan Dougherty, Sr., East Carolina
Kick Returner- Chris Johnson, Jr., East Carolina
Punt Returner- Johnnie Lee Higgins, Sr., UTEP
Long Snapper- Rusty Clayton, Sr., Memphis
SECOND TEAM
OFFENSE
Quarterback - Jordan Palmer, Sr., UTEP
Running Back- Anthony Alridge, Jr., Houston
Running Back- Quinton Smith, Sr., Rice
Offensive Lineman- Jeff Akeroyd, Jr., Houston
Offensive Lineman- Eric Graham, Sr., East Carolina
Offensive Lineman- Robby Heos, Jr., Rice
Offensive Lineman- Ben Poynter, Jr., SMU
Offensive Lineman- Aaron Dannenhauer, Sr., Tulsa
Tight End- Shawn Nelson, So., Southern Miss
Wide Receiver- Aundrae Allison, Sr., East Carolina
Wide Receiver- Vincent Marshall, Sr., Houston
Wide Receiver- Idris Moss, Sr., Tulsa
DEFENSE
Defensive Lineman- Courtney Gordon, Sr., Rice
Defensive Lineman- Robert Henderson, Jr., Southern Miss
Defensive Lineman- Phillip Hunt, So., Houston
Defensive Lineman- Cory Muse, Jr., SMU
Linebacker- Nick Bunting, Sr., Tulsa
Linebacker- Reggie Carrington, Sr., SMU
Linebacker- Matt Couch, Jr., Marshall
Defensive Back- Bobby Blackshire, Sr., Tulsa
Defensive Back- Andray Downs, Sr., Rice
Defensive Back- Brandon McDonald, Sr., Memphis
Defensive Back- Pierre Parker, Sr., East Carolina
SPECIAL TEAMS
Placekicker- Ben Bell, So., Houston
Punter- Michael Gibson, Sr., Memphis
Kick Returner- Jessie Henderson, So., SMU
Punt Returner- Joe Burnett, So., UCF
Long Snapper- Aaron King, Sr., UTEP
THIRD TEAM
OFFENSE
Quarterback - Paul Smith, Jr., Tulsa
Running Back- Jackie Battle, Sr., Houston
Running Back- Matt Forte, Jr., Tulane
Running Back- Kevin Smith, So., UCF
Offensive Lineman- Blake Butler, Sr., Memphis
Offensive Lineman- Chris Clark, Jr., Southern Miss
Offensive Lineman- Josh Coffman, Sr., East Carolina
Offensive Lineman- Dustin Dickinson, Jr., Houston
Offensive Lineman- Robby Felix, So., UTEP
Tight End- Ryan Kennedy, Sr., SMU
Wide Receiver- Donnie Avery, Sr., Houston
Wide Receiver- Emmanuel Sanders, Fr., SMU
Wide Receiver- Ryan Scott, Sr., Memphis
DEFENSE
Defensive Lineman- Leger Douzable, Jr., UCF
Defensive Lineman- Robert Latu, Sr., Tulsa
Defensive Lineman- Marquay Love, Sr., Houston
Defensive Lineman- Martavius Prince, Jr., Southern Miss
Linebacker- Trent Allen, Jr., Houston
Linebacker- Quentin Cotton, So., East Carolina
Linebacker- Gerald McRath, Fr., Southern Miss
Defensive Back- Jamar Flournoy, Sr., East Carolina
Defensive Back- Caleb Hendrix, Sr., Southern Miss
Defensive Back- David Skehan, Jr., Tulane
Defensive Back- Brandon Sumrall, Jr., Southern Miss
SPECIAL TEAMS
Placekicker- Darren McCaleb, Sr., Southern Miss
Punter- Thomas Morstead, So., SMU
Kick Returner- Marculus Elliott, Sr., UAB
Punt Returner- Emmanuel Spann, So., Marshall
Long Snapper- Stephen Daigle, Sr., Southern Miss
My opinions:
HOW IN THE WORLD DOES JESSIE GET 2ND TEAM RETURNER. Jesus.
Paul Smith (3rd team) over J-Will...Nice. He throws for 500 more yards with a lower completion percentage and a 15/8 ratio. J-Will goes 26/6. Screw that.
I also think that Morstead as 3rd instead of 2nd was kinda sad. Oh well. The 3rd team kicker went 14/21 or something...There is no way that's much better or better at all than Morstead's stats.
No Brandon Bonds kinda surprised me.
Overall, a lot of SMU representation.[/b]
FIRST TEAM
OFFENSE
Quarterback - Kevin Kolb, Sr., Houston
Running Back- Ahmad Bradshaw, Jr., Marshall
Running Back- Damion Fletcher, Fr., Southern Miss
Offensive Lineman- George Batiste, Sr., Southern Miss
Offensive Lineman- Sterling Doty, Sr., Houston
Offensive Lineman- Travis Cooley, Sr., Southern Miss
Offensive Lineman- Doug Legursky, Jr., Marshall
Offensive Lineman- Jeff Perrett, Sr., Tulsa
Tight End- Cody Slate, Fr., Marshall
Wide Receiver- Jarett Dillard, So., Rice
Wide Receiver- Johnnie Lee Higgins, Sr., UTEP
Wide Receiver- Mike Walker, Sr., UCF
DEFENSE
Defensive Lineman- Adrian Haywood, Sr., SMU
Defensive Lineman- Albert McClellan, So., Marshall
Defensive Lineman- Larry McSwain, Sr., UAB
Defensive Lineman- Justin Rogers, Sr., SMU
Linebacker- Nelson Coleman, Jr., Tulsa
Linebacker- Troy Collavo, Sr., UTEP
Linebacker- Brian Raines, Sr., Rice
Defensive Back- Quintin Demps, Jr., UTEP
Defensive Back- Will Gulley, Sr., Houston
Defensive Back- Curtis Keyes, Sr., Marshall
Defensive Back- Joe Sturdivant, Sr., SMU
SPECIAL TEAMS
Placekicker- Reagan Schneider, Sr., UTEP
Punter- Ryan Dougherty, Sr., East Carolina
Kick Returner- Chris Johnson, Jr., East Carolina
Punt Returner- Johnnie Lee Higgins, Sr., UTEP
Long Snapper- Rusty Clayton, Sr., Memphis
SECOND TEAM
OFFENSE
Quarterback - Jordan Palmer, Sr., UTEP
Running Back- Anthony Alridge, Jr., Houston
Running Back- Quinton Smith, Sr., Rice
Offensive Lineman- Jeff Akeroyd, Jr., Houston
Offensive Lineman- Eric Graham, Sr., East Carolina
Offensive Lineman- Robby Heos, Jr., Rice
Offensive Lineman- Ben Poynter, Jr., SMU
Offensive Lineman- Aaron Dannenhauer, Sr., Tulsa
Tight End- Shawn Nelson, So., Southern Miss
Wide Receiver- Aundrae Allison, Sr., East Carolina
Wide Receiver- Vincent Marshall, Sr., Houston
Wide Receiver- Idris Moss, Sr., Tulsa
DEFENSE
Defensive Lineman- Courtney Gordon, Sr., Rice
Defensive Lineman- Robert Henderson, Jr., Southern Miss
Defensive Lineman- Phillip Hunt, So., Houston
Defensive Lineman- Cory Muse, Jr., SMU
Linebacker- Nick Bunting, Sr., Tulsa
Linebacker- Reggie Carrington, Sr., SMU
Linebacker- Matt Couch, Jr., Marshall
Defensive Back- Bobby Blackshire, Sr., Tulsa
Defensive Back- Andray Downs, Sr., Rice
Defensive Back- Brandon McDonald, Sr., Memphis
Defensive Back- Pierre Parker, Sr., East Carolina
SPECIAL TEAMS
Placekicker- Ben Bell, So., Houston
Punter- Michael Gibson, Sr., Memphis
Kick Returner- Jessie Henderson, So., SMU
Punt Returner- Joe Burnett, So., UCF
Long Snapper- Aaron King, Sr., UTEP
THIRD TEAM
OFFENSE
Quarterback - Paul Smith, Jr., Tulsa
Running Back- Jackie Battle, Sr., Houston
Running Back- Matt Forte, Jr., Tulane
Running Back- Kevin Smith, So., UCF
Offensive Lineman- Blake Butler, Sr., Memphis
Offensive Lineman- Chris Clark, Jr., Southern Miss
Offensive Lineman- Josh Coffman, Sr., East Carolina
Offensive Lineman- Dustin Dickinson, Jr., Houston
Offensive Lineman- Robby Felix, So., UTEP
Tight End- Ryan Kennedy, Sr., SMU
Wide Receiver- Donnie Avery, Sr., Houston
Wide Receiver- Emmanuel Sanders, Fr., SMU
Wide Receiver- Ryan Scott, Sr., Memphis
DEFENSE
Defensive Lineman- Leger Douzable, Jr., UCF
Defensive Lineman- Robert Latu, Sr., Tulsa
Defensive Lineman- Marquay Love, Sr., Houston
Defensive Lineman- Martavius Prince, Jr., Southern Miss
Linebacker- Trent Allen, Jr., Houston
Linebacker- Quentin Cotton, So., East Carolina
Linebacker- Gerald McRath, Fr., Southern Miss
Defensive Back- Jamar Flournoy, Sr., East Carolina
Defensive Back- Caleb Hendrix, Sr., Southern Miss
Defensive Back- David Skehan, Jr., Tulane
Defensive Back- Brandon Sumrall, Jr., Southern Miss
SPECIAL TEAMS
Placekicker- Darren McCaleb, Sr., Southern Miss
Punter- Thomas Morstead, So., SMU
Kick Returner- Marculus Elliott, Sr., UAB
Punt Returner- Emmanuel Spann, So., Marshall
Long Snapper- Stephen Daigle, Sr., Southern Miss
My opinions:
HOW IN THE WORLD DOES JESSIE GET 2ND TEAM RETURNER. Jesus.
Paul Smith (3rd team) over J-Will...Nice. He throws for 500 more yards with a lower completion percentage and a 15/8 ratio. J-Will goes 26/6. Screw that.
I also think that Morstead as 3rd instead of 2nd was kinda sad. Oh well. The 3rd team kicker went 14/21 or something...There is no way that's much better or better at all than Morstead's stats.
No Brandon Bonds kinda surprised me.
Overall, a lot of SMU representation.[/b]