Book 'Em Horns: Part 17 in a 3,678 Part Series

by **MustangIcon** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:14 pm

http://www.news8austin.com/content/top_ ... rID=191890

At this point, what number of brushes with the law would be considerd a "good" finish to their impressive season thus far?

by **George S. Patton** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:35 pm

Maybe Mack Brown should put the Austin Police Department on retainer so when they are devising the weekly gameplan they can check with them and ask, "Will we have him this week?"

This is very frustrating. Stupid kids doing stupid things.

by **SmooBoy** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:38 pm

But don't forget, they were not cheating in the 80s. Before this latest bad news they've been a clean program for decades.

by **Sam I Am** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:44 pm

It must be very confusing for Mack Brown to keep the team jersey numbers separate from their convict numbers.

by **mr. pony** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:49 pm

Not signalling a turn. Hmmmm. It seems those 'Horns a few years ago were pulled over on I-45 near Magnolia for the same thing.

Cop smelled pot, found some, I believe.

Lawyers got 'em off because, lo and behold, apparently, you're not required to signal when exiting an interstate. :lol:

Who knew?

by **LonghornFan68** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:06 pm

At least the cops vs inmates game will be competitive this year.

Le sigh.

by **ThadFilms** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:08 pm

LonghornFan68 wrote:At least the cops vs inmates game will be competitive this year.

I'll take the cons and the over.

Surprised it took until one o'clock for this to hit PF.... saw it on DMN sports day college blog when i cam in this AM.

by **Sam I Am** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:08 pm

Yep, the movie sequel for The Longest Yard can be filmed at the UT extension campus in Huntsville.

by **LonghornFan68** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:10 pm

Maybe McCombs can be the title sponsor this year.

by **smupony94** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:15 pm

LonghornFan68 wrote:Maybe McCombs can be the title sponsor this year.

Belo

by **MrMustang1965** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:12 pm

smupony94 wrote:
LonghornFan68 wrote:Maybe McCombs can be the title sponsor this year.

Belo

No, no, no...that's the BEVO Corporation.

by **Stallion** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:18 pm

Are UT alumni and faculty storming Memorial Stadium yet to demand that UT drop college football. Better yet does ANYBODY really care? Not a single empty seat in the stadium for years. Yawn. UT is not taking any players that couldn't get into any football program in Texas except for Rice. Everybody and their brother offered all of these kids. Obviously, going to school in Austin is a "Trip".

by **Insane_Pony_Posse** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:19 pm

again?.....i am speechless!

by **Stallion** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:26 pm

He was academic All State and was on the Honor Roll both years at UT. SMU would have taken him I'm sure. My point is that SMU is taking the same players that UT is. Yes they should be punished but don't sit here an act that UT is recruiting a bunch of bad apples from a different pool of players. We've got enough drug problems at SMU even among the general student population to credibly argue differently.

by **EastStang** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:05 pm

I'm sure Coach Royal gave Coach Brown his rolodex with the Sheriff's home phone number. As long as the Sheriff get them there for practice, Coach doesn't care.

Book 'Em Horns: Part 17 in a 3,678 Part Series

Book 'Em Horns: Part 17 in a 3,678 Part Series

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