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with an admittedly non-satuesque frame, and on National TV multiple times, would you wear an unflattering long sleeved mock turtle neck, or something a little more mainstream (e.g. polo)?

Disclaimer: I'm no adonis myself; I also don't own anything like what Patterson wears.

He looks [deleted]. But you can’t blame him for hiding his turkey neck.

I now know why the SMU-TCU game is not at the end of the year.



Who wants a wing?

Turkey neck gets an "A"

His physique, the stylish mock turtle, and the khaki's pulled up under his arm pits combine as a "SNL" sketch looking for a place to happen.