For those staying in Little Rock this weekend

For those traveling to Little Rock for the SMU game. If you have the time, be sure to take the Clinton walking tour. The tour starts at the Clinton Library. From there it is a short walk to the Peabody (formerly the Excelsior) where Clinton propositioned Paula Jones. Next it is a block away to the Doubletree where Clinton raped Juanita Broderick. Be prepared for a longer walk to the Federal Courthouse where all of Clinton’s Whitewater schemers were put on trail. Then across the street to the Legacy Hotel where Clinton and McDougal dreamed up the Whitewater scam. Finally, it is time to eat and the tour stops at Doe’s where Clinton got those white flabby thighs. There is a long trip to Juanita’s Mexican restaurant where Clinton met Jennifer Flowers. And last, a trip to the Rose law firm where, for an extra $5, one can shred Hillary’s billing records.