from Ft. Worth, I hear that the...

[westexSMU]

frogs are really going to be fired up for our game with them. They are planning on kicking our [deleted] next week-end. Of course, we could advise them not to loose any sleep over this SMU group as we carry the ball around like a loaf of bread all the time. So just knock it out anytime your players want the ball. We don't even practice fundametals, so no problem! Go for it !

[Charleston Pony]

this one could go "ugly early". Let the jokes begin