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http://media.www.smudailycampus.com/med ... 0558.shtml

best lines include the author calling Fort Worth "far west Dallas" and this gem:

"SMU is in a major metropolitan city, has a real mascot and doesn't wear purple."

Once again this newspaper has lost much face.

It had face to begin with?

I stand corrected.

I hope they visit once in a while because it's a worthless print, always has been.

The crossword puzzle got me through alot of boring classes, but that is about the only positive thing I can say about the DC.

I liked reading the crime reports. There were some funny and creative ways of being arrested.

D1Football wrote:I liked reading the crime reports. There were some funny and creative ways of being arrested.

They seem to include the same thing. Consumption of Alcohol by a Minor and/or Possession of a False ID.

I like reading the DC, or at least most of it. Some of it is downright stupid or bizarre, but all-in-all it's not half bad.

D1Football wrote:I liked reading the crime reports. There were some funny and creative ways of being arrested.

...and a lot of suggestive ways too, I"ll never forget the Fondren incident my soph. year or so

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