Calling Captain E. J. Smith

Since the Chairman of the Board has fired Svengali Phil, our cruise director, do we have any new applicants?
My deck chair is missing!
The latest PA annoucement says that Kool-Aid sales have been cut off on the Lido Deck!
My deck chair is missing!
The latest PA annoucement says that Kool-Aid sales have been cut off on the Lido Deck!