The G. S. Mustang has an Opening for Cruise Director

Well, the BOD has released Svengali Phil
We are dead in the water, icebergs ahead, the propeller is showing, the water in the state rooms is cold, the Kool-aid has too much ice, the band has stopped playing "Nearer My God to Thee," Lido deck chairs are missing, and we can't find "Oscar the Cat."
Any suggestions?

We are dead in the water, icebergs ahead, the propeller is showing, the water in the state rooms is cold, the Kool-aid has too much ice, the band has stopped playing "Nearer My God to Thee," Lido deck chairs are missing, and we can't find "Oscar the Cat."
Any suggestions?