We should hire a fat head coach

Dutch · Post by **Dutch** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:47 pm

There don't seem to be enough fat head coaches, excuse me, obese american coaches, at the division 1 level. they have had success turning around struggling programs at Maryland and Kansas.

the proof is in the pudding. you only have to look as far as charlie weis who had his stomach stapled, lost the fat, and look where his team is.

we should give this serious consideration. think of the recruiting possibilities - all the linemen would want to come here, and parents would like the fact that their children have a lower risk for an eating disorder.

Think about it!

BRStang · Post by **BRStang** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:01 pm

Waist-ist

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:06 pm

I think the Kansas coach ate them all.

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:13 pm

EastStang wrote:I think the Kansas coach ate them all.

Certain wild animals feel safe among certain predators because they are too big to be eaten by the particular animal.

That said, I am a big person and Mangino scares the hell out of me.

Samurai Stang · Post by **Samurai Stang** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:16 pm

mrydel wrote:
EastStang wrote:I think the Kansas coach ate them all.

Certain wild animals feel safe among certain predators because they are too big to be eaten by the particular animal.

That said, I am a big person and Mangino scares the hell out of me.

Gives a whole new meaning to "I am so hungry I could eat a horse."

SMU_is_bowling · Post by **SMU_is_bowling** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:00 pm

He looked like he was about to pass out on the sidelines of the A & M game . . . or all the games he coaches come to think of it!!!

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:01 pm

Those T-Rex arms freak me out.

docabel · Post by **docabel** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:03 pm

We definitely couldn't have anymore afternoon games the first half of the season. That much time in the direct sunlight and heat would surely finish them off.

SMU_is_bowling · Post by **SMU_is_bowling** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:06 pm

"T-Rex arms" I hadn't thought of it that way . . . just had people come to my desk to see what I was laughing at!!!

Thanks, I needed that!

Crosstown Rivals · Post by **Crosstown Rivals** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:44 pm

I don't understand why he has to be a fat head.

atl_stangs · Post by **atl_stangs** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:23 pm

Get In My BELLY!!!

Classic!

SMU_is_bowling · Post by **SMU_is_bowling** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:23 pm

"I'm higher than you on the food chain!!"

PK · Post by PK » Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:51 pm

Crosstown Rivals wrote:I don't understand why he has to be a fat head.

Ahhhh...TCU humor. :wink:

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:54 pm

PK wrote:
Crosstown Rivals wrote:I don't understand why he has to be a fat head.
Ahhhh...TCU humor.

He is just afraid we are going after Patterson.

Alaric · Post by **Alaric** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:55 pm

big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat