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New Coach: The Odds

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:39 pm
by regis
***FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY***

I found these on some way way way offshore sports book. Place your bets.

Terry Bowden....................9-2
Rick Neuheisel...................5-1
Paul Johnson.....................7-1
Major Applewhite...............8-1
Frank Solich......................10-1
Larry Coker......................12-1
FIELD...............................13-1
George OLeary..................15-1
Glen Mason.......................15-1
Bob Davie.........................15-1
Norm Chow.......................20-1
Mike Shula........................20-1
Tom Rossley.....................25-1
Houston Nutt.....................30-1
Tommy Bowden................40-1
Dennis Franchione.............50-1
Todd Dodge......................50-1

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:42 pm
by smu diamond m
Did you really find this somewhere? That's hilarious!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:48 pm
by docabel
Looks to me like they googled ponyfans.com and based the odds on how many times each name had been used.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:48 pm
by SMUtrojanFAN
Who is FIELD?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:51 pm
by jtstang
SMUtrojanFAN wrote:Who is FIELD?

Probably the guy who'll get the job.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:52 pm
by StangEsq
Tom Rossley... lol

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:46 pm
by regis
FIELD = anyone else not on the list who is not important enough on their own merits to get a mention. FIELD pertains to the Offensive/Defensive/ Coordinators who are supposedly geniuses in their fields OR the I-AA division head coach whose claim to fame is recruiting Walter Payton, Peyton Manning, Herschel Walker or somesuch.

Like stated previously, probably someone we would hire....

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:53 pm
by SMUtrojanFAN
regis wrote:FIELD = anyone else not on the list who is not important enough on their own merits to get a mention.

Sounds like somebody from the Sun Belt...er, Shunned Belt.

Re: New Coach: The Odds

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:56 pm
by MustangStealth
regis wrote:Todd Dodge......................50-1


Tee hee. The one guy who couldn't beat us this year.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:06 pm
by StangEsq
Todd Dodge put up 600 yards passing with an offense full of guys we didn't recruit against our "defensive-minded" head coach.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:07 pm
by QuikSStang
docabel wrote:Looks to me like they googled ponyfans.com and based the odds on how many times each name had been used.


i believe you are onto something...

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:07 pm
by SMU_is_bowling
Well, the guy hasn't beaten anybody this year!! quite a switch from the Southlake days . . . but I have a feeling he will turn NTSTC aroudn eventually to a 5 win team.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:45 pm
by Hoop Fan
the field must be Turner Gill. And i would like to see the field at the top of the list. The more i think about it, the more i like Gill. Barnett might be #2 for me. Barnett has a lot of things on his resume that apply to SMU.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:15 pm
by RGV Pony
I'd say field is 3-1.

The only time "field" isn't the safe bet is when the alternative is Tiger Woods.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:44 pm
by davidsmu94
my choices
Bowden, Mason, Barnett

in no particular order