Captain E. J. Smith -- We Have a Problem

[Statler]

Captain, the passengers have thrown the cruise director overboard, and they are still not happy. Seems they are hoisting each other on the yard arm or keel hauling each other... reports are kind of sparce right now. Some say its the condition of the ship while others say the cruise line just can't get the right cruise director for entertaining activities. Guess the Kool-Aid ran out on the Lido deck.

I say we encourage more heavy drinking and maybe that will quell the rebellion.

[Captain E J Smith]

Darth-
Try to keep things under control I am forming a search committee and will be aboard the Good Ship Lollipop looking for a replacement.




More deck chairs have been ordered and should arrive before homecoming.