I know this will never happen, but Steve O should announce that if there are 20,000 or more butts in seats when the clock strikes four zeroes at the end of the fourth quarter, he'll introduce next year's head coach at that time. Have the guy's smiling mug on the big screen, and hand him a microphone so he can address the Mustang faithful from an open window in the club area, much like Roger Clemens announcing his return to the Yankees.
I can see it now..
"Dear Mustang fan: My bad on the Pony Up thing and the 75 points of light PB and I came up with. Anyway, I'm here to throw you a bone for this Saturday's UCF game. 20000=find out the new guy this Saturday. Be there. Fewer than 20,000, find out mid December. Maybe. Pony UP! Love, Steve-O."
Hell, get PB could get in on the act. Ads in the paper, with PB saying "come watch the Mustangs...and see who's gonna try their hand next..."
Again, not likely to happen, but now that I see my pessimistic 3-9 prediction was shooting a little high earlier this year, I'm thinking this scenario no less outlandish than those that predicted the CUSA championship game at Ford.