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ITS NOT PJ

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:10 pm
by Chuck Norris
It is Franchione, If not I will never do another episode of Walker Texas Ranger, Badass Honor

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:13 pm
by perunapower
There hasn't been a new episode of Walker Texas Ranger since 2001.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:14 pm
by veerbone
Is it true that you only masturbate to pictures of Chuck Norris, Chuck?

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:15 pm
by Chuck Norris
perunapower wrote:There hasn't been a new episode of Walker Texas Ranger since 2001.


Check that, one hasn't aired since then

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:16 pm
by SMU Football Blog
I hung out with Chuck Norris. Real nice guy. Real short, too.

Re: ITS NOT PJ

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:18 pm
by George S. Patton
Chuck Norris wrote:It is Franchione, If not I will never do another episode of Walker Texas Ranger, Badass Honor


Whatever you say, Whitney. You've become so cartoon like.

Re: ITS NOT PJ

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:18 pm
by Samurai Stang
George S. Patton wrote:
Chuck Norris wrote:It is Franchione, If not I will never do another episode of Walker Texas Ranger, Badass Honor


Whatever you say, Whitney. You've become so cartoon like.


And not the good anime kind.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:20 pm
by ponyinNC
My sources say Chuck Norris stepped in a puddle.

Chuck Noris did not get wet.

The puddle got Chuck Norris'd.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:21 pm
by ponyinNC
My sources tell me Chuck Norris went on a vacation to the Virgin Islands...

After he left, they were just called "the islands"...

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:22 pm
by Chuck Norris
Say what you want to but I only speak the truth. You will all see next week.

Stay in school and dont do drugs

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:23 pm
by ponyinNC
My sources tell me Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:23 pm
by veerbone
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because it implies failure....Chuck Norris goes killing.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:24 pm
by ponyinNC
Please note that any information gathered hereinafter was from "my sources":

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:25 pm
by ponyinNC
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:25 pm
by veerbone
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.