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BREAKING NEWS!!! Welcome back to SMU Coach...

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:11 pm
by BoazHoes
GEORGE CORTEZ!!!
I just got off the phone with a very reliable source (Kirk Herbstreit) and he says Coach Cortez will be on our next coach! Gerald Ford flew to Baltimore to get Cortez where he is currently interviewing for the NAVY job.
Cortez Bio...
http://calbears.cstv.com/sports/m-footb ... rge00.html
This is a great hire! Look at what he did at CAL.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Welcome back to SMU Coach...

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:14 pm
by bigdaddy08091
BoazHoes wrote:GEORGE CORTEZ!!!
I just got off the phone with a very reliable source (Kirk Herbstreit) and he says Coach Cortez will be on our next coach! Gerald Ford flew to Baltimore to get Cortez where he is currently interviewing for the NAVY job.
Cortez Bio...
http://calbears.cstv.com/sports/m-footb ... rge00.htmlThis is a great hire! Look at what he did at CAL.
Send him back to Canada. Please no retreads. We have enough of them on the message board.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Welcome back to SMU Coach...

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:15 pm
by SMU89
BoazHoes wrote:GEORGE CORTEZ!!!
I just got off the phone with a very reliable source (Kirk Herbstreit) and he says Coach Cortez will be on our next coach! Gerald Ford flew to Baltimore to get Cortez where he is currently interviewing for the NAVY job.
Cortez Bio...
http://calbears.cstv.com/sports/m-footb ... rge00.htmlThis is a great hire! Look at what he did at CAL.
Call him back and tell him he is wrong.

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:16 pm
by Me
I would officially cut all ties to SMU if this actually happened. Thanks for a very nice laugh.

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:17 pm
by SmooBoy
Dallas might be a good fit. At least he can invade Mexico on the weekends.

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:17 pm
by D1Football
We go from Defensice Coordinator to Offensive Coordinator. No Head Coaching experience.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Welcome back to SMU Coach...

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:22 pm
by QuikSStang
BoazHoes wrote:GEORGE CORTEZ!!!
I just got off the phone with a very reliable source (Kirk Herbstreit) and he says Coach Cortez will be on our next coach! Gerald Ford flew to Baltimore to get Cortez where he is currently interviewing for the NAVY job.
Cortez Bio...
http://calbears.cstv.com/sports/m-footb ... rge00.htmlThis is a great hire! Look at what he did at CAL.
tell Kirk his Buckeyes are going down again this year

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:23 pm
by mr. pony
Damn. I thought you were gonna say Hayden Fry or Chuck Curtis.

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:25 pm
by QuikSStang
btw- is this the same herbstreit that reported Miles was going to Michigan?

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:27 pm
by J.T.supporta
SmooBoy wrote:Dallas might be a good fit. At least he can invade Mexico on the weekends.
A
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Welcome back to SMU Coach...

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:42 pm
by thefamousguy
BoazHoes wrote:GEORGE CORTEZ!!!
I just got off the phone with a very reliable source (Kirk Herbstreit) and he says Coach Cortez will be on our next coach! Gerald Ford flew to Baltimore to get Cortez where he is currently interviewing for the NAVY job.
Cortez Bio...
http://calbears.cstv.com/sports/m-footb ... rge00.htmlThis is a great hire! Look at what he did at CAL.
THIS GUY^IS FULL OF THE BROWN STUFF THAT STINKS. NOT CORTEZ BUT BOAZHOEZ. PROBABLY ANOTHER TCU OR UH JACK-A.

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:42 pm
by BoazHoes
that brown stuff that stinks? i think he meant sheet?
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Welcome back to SMU Coach...

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:10 pm
by Dutch
BoazHoes wrote:GEORGE CORTEZ!!!
I just got off the phone with a very reliable source (Kirk Herbstreit) and he says Coach Cortez will be on our next coach! Gerald Ford flew to Baltimore to get Cortez where he is currently interviewing for the NAVY job.
Cortez Bio...
http://calbears.cstv.com/sports/m-footb ... rge00.htmlThis is a great hire! Look at what he did at CAL.
I'm curious why you established you spoke with a reliable source and then identified the source. why not just say "i got off the phone with kirk Herbstreit"?
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Welcome back to SMU Coach...

Posted:
Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:13 pm
by ThadFilms
Dutch wrote:BoazHoes wrote:GEORGE CORTEZ!!!
I just got off the phone with a very reliable source (Kirk Herbstreit) and he says Coach Cortez will be on our next coach! Gerald Ford flew to Baltimore to get Cortez where he is currently interviewing for the NAVY job.
Cortez Bio...
http://calbears.cstv.com/sports/m-footb ... rge00.htmlThis is a great hire! Look at what he did at CAL.
I'm curious why you established you spoke with a reliable source and then identified the source. why not just say "i got off the phone with kirk Herbstreit"?
Probably poking fun of ol' Herby after the whole Michigan fiasco.

Posted:
Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:37 am
by BoazHoes