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OFFICIAL: I am the 16th Head Coach of the SMU Mustangs!
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:13 pmby LarryCoker
Let's beat them danged Horny Toads! I'm not as expensive as Paul Johnson and my only demands are a daily 2:30 nap, no cell phone calls during Wheel of Fortune, and weekly rubdowns from the girls of Pi Phi. I also aim to curb the campus drug problem with the 2008 Football slogan of "Tokin and Cokin." Conference USA you have been forewarned.
7:00 PM Press Conference @ Luby's on Mockingbird
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:15 pmby Mustang1991
What are we offering you: $100,000 and a lifetime membership in the Hair Club for Men?
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:16 pmby MustangStealth
And Matlock on DVD.
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:17 pmby Mustang1991
he could instantly shed about 30 lbs because the bullet-proof vest he must wear in Miami isn't necessary in HP/UP. (NOTE: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TAYLOR MURDER - JUST MIAMI-DADE COUNTY IN GENERAL)
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:17 pmby EastStang
And a gold membership at the Lone Star Drive In.
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:17 pmby peruna11
welcome aboard larry... as a proud booster, let me be the first to offer you this lifetime supply of Colon Blow.
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:19 pmby EastStang
Mustang1991 wrote:he could instantly shed about 30 lbs because the bullet-proof vest he must wear in Miami isn't necessary in HP/UP.
Sorry but that's a little cold given what happened to Taylor. I know I'm probably over sensitive about that, but let's not stray into the Miami murder jokes right now.
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:21 pmby Mustang1991
EastStang wrote:Mustang1991 wrote:he could instantly shed about 30 lbs because the bullet-proof vest he must wear in Miami isn't necessary in HP/UP.
Sorry but that's a little cold given what happened to Taylor. I know I'm probably over sensitive about that, but let's not stray into the Miami murder jokes right now.
I wasn't thinking that when I wrote it so I didn't mean to offend anyone. I was thinking in terms of Miami-Dade County generally.
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:22 pmby smu diamond m
WARNING LEMONPARTY.COM IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:27 pmby Hoss
EastStang wrote:Mustang1991 wrote:he could instantly shed about 30 lbs because the bullet-proof vest he must wear in Miami isn't necessary in HP/UP.
Sorry but that's a little cold given what happened to Taylor. I know I'm probably over sensitive about that, but let's not stray into the Miami murder jokes right now.
I know you were kidding, but EastStang is right.
Re: OFFICIAL: I am the 16th Head Coach of the SMU Mustangs!
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:47 pmby D
7:00 PM Press Conference @ Luby's on Mockingbird[/quote]
Better move the press conference up from 7pm if you want a crowd because Luby's is empty after 5:30pm.
I'll have the LuAnne platter please with double okra.
Re: OFFICIAL: I am the 16th Head Coach of the SMU Mustangs!
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:29 pmby QuikSStang
since its bigdaddy, lets move it to his last press conference at Taco Cabana on Greenville
Re: OFFICIAL: I am the 16th Head Coach of the SMU Mustangs!
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:30 pmby smupony94
LarryCoker wrote:Let's beat them danged Horny Toads! I'm not as expensive as Paul Johnson and my only demands are a daily 2:30 nap, no cell phone calls during Wheel of Fortune, and weekly rubdowns from the girls of Pi Phi. I also aim to curb the campus drug problem with the 2008 Football slogan of "Tokin and Cokin." Conference USA you have been forewarned.
7:00 PM Press Conference @ Luby's on Mockingbird
Um guys - DO NOT CLICK ON THE LEMON PARTY LINK _ YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: OFFICIAL: I am the 16th Head Coach of the SMU Mustangs!
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:31 pmby Mustang1991
QuikSStang wrote:since its bigdaddy, lets move it to his last press conference at Taco Cabana on Greenville
do they serve purple-hull peas?
Re: OFFICIAL: I am the 16th Head Coach of the SMU Mustangs!
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:32 pmby QuikSStang
Mustang1991 wrote:QuikSStang wrote:since its bigdaddy, lets move it to his last press conference at Taco Cabana on Greenville
do they serve purple-hull peas?
ill call ahead and see what i can do