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It's time to use our nuke-u-lar option. That's right: George W. Bush.

PJ is an employee of Navy. W is the commander-in-chief. Laura's an S.M.U. grad, and [deleted] Cheney has strong S.M.U. ties. We get the President (Turner, not W) to call Laura, who calls the other President (Cheney, not W) who tells W to declare war. W will then declare a War on Poverty (UP is where the poor Park Cities folk live) and sign an executive order deploying PJ to University Park. Voila, we have our coach for a 4-5 year commitment (at least!)...and only have to pay him peanuts plus a Hummer from Sewell.

(Note: Cheney will, of course, deny his role in the scheme before the grand jury and Congress. )

Outside of the box thinking. I like it. Interesting.

PonyDogg wrote:Outside of the box thinking. I like it. Interesting.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

You're either for us or against us.

War = cannons.

I am in.

Come and Take It wrote:War = cannons.

I am in.

Good. We may need some heavy artillery like a cannon on our side in the event we also need to deploy personnel in Tehran for a coaching change.

I suggested that a week ago but Laura goes straight to W. Laura of course has to add the threat of no more spelunking.

If we militarize UP, we can start drinkin' in Ford too.

-CoS

i wonder if the purple hippo is an under-cover cia agent?

Insane_Pony_Posse wrote:i wonder if the purple hippo is an under-cover cia agent?

My grandmother always told me to be wary of purple hippos. I just thought it was the rantings of a madwoman, but now it all makes sense...