The Todd Dodge Conspiracy

We are going to hire Todd Dodge on Monday. The dead period will have started and Dodge's son will call all the other NTSU commits and they will switch to SMU. Neither NTSU or anyone else will be able to contact them because of the dead period. Instant recruiting class.
This way NTSU will have a legitimate reason to hate us instead of the made up ones.
It is positively diabolical.
Or maybe I just made it up.
Edit: Cue dramatic chipmunk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjFxJVeCQs
This way NTSU will have a legitimate reason to hate us instead of the made up ones.
It is positively diabolical.


Or maybe I just made it up.

Edit: Cue dramatic chipmunk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjFxJVeCQs