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gambino87 wrote:I'll save everyone the suspense -

1. no coach will be signed until after the NFL season finishes

2. SMU hires an unknown (to most people) assistant coach from a big college

- and yes there is no logic to this, but I guarantee that is what will happen.

gambino87 wrote:I'll save everyone the suspense -

1. no coach will be signed until after the NFL season finishes

2. SMU hires an unknown (to most people) assistant coach from a big college

- and yes there is no logic to this, but I guarantee that is what will happen.

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Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening.

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Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good.

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[chuckles until he sees that Ted is not laughing too]

Ted Nelson, Customer: [impatiently] What's your point?

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gambino87 wrote:SMU's Next head coach: Ray Zielinski

Big Hoss wrote:"I run the option offense for the American working man, because that's who I am, and that's who I care about."

"He's going to ruin your football program and all you can say is: 'hmm, he seems like a nice guy!'"

gambino87 wrote:I'll save everyone the suspense -

1. no coach will be signed until after the NFL season finishes

2. SMU hires an unknown (to most people) assistant coach from a big college

- and yes there is no logic to this, but I guarantee that is what will happen.

Texas Red wrote:I think the Coach will not be here for Christmas. But will be here after some Bowl Game.

Big Hoss wrote:

Texas Red wrote:I think the Coach will not be here for Christmas. But will be here after some Bowl Game.

And why is it that SMU is the ONLY school that cannot hire a coach who is on his way to a bowl game? It makes zero sense because it happens more than you think.

Quick example: Mack Brown left North Carolina before their bowl game to go to UT. And UNC proceeded to lose, in case you were wondering.

Hoop Fan wrote:this is a line of crap. Once a coach makes a decision to move on, it is always best for ALL involved to make it public and get on with it. They don't pay the winning team more for winning a typical bowl game. It just doesnt matter that much. If some coach is doing this, just think of the bad spot he is going to put his current school in unnecessarily. That school could be seeking a new coach right now themselves. I swear some of you will buy any line of crap somebody feeds you. A bowl game is getting in the way of our coaching announcement? Extremely, extremely unlikely because it makes no sense.