if we hire Fran, I think that will be the coup de grace in terms of humiliation. My days of supporting the Mustangs would END if Fran were our coach. What a dirt bag. We HAVE to be able to do better than that.
Of course, if we do hire Fran, we could create the novel concept of a "rental agreement". We could pay him by the game, since we know it would just be a matter of winning two or three games before he'd be off to some other happy hunting ground. That would sure save us a lot of money, which I guess we could plow back into resurrecting our once-nationally-acclaimed swimming program.