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This will be the headline in the DMN.

Unless they go with . . .

I'd Like to buy the World a Coker.

Have a Coker and a Smile.

Coker - You Can't beat the Feeling.

Not worth rating

He's the real thing.

Will he teach the world to sing?

Or will he be the new, improved Coke(r)?

PonyTime wrote:This will be the headline in the DMN.

Unless they go with . . .

I'd Like to buy the World a Coker.

Have a Coker and a Smile.

Coker - You Can't beat the Feeling.

what makes you think this is going to be a headline? Katie Hipopononomus won't know about the hire until the spring game

The New York Post headline for Ike Turner's death was still a classic in bad taste.

"Ike Beats Tina to Death".

QuikSStang wrote:

PonyTime wrote:This will be the headline in the DMN.

Unless they go with . . .

I'd Like to buy the World a Coker.

Have a Coker and a Smile.

Coker - You Can't beat the Feeling.

what makes you think this is going to be a headline? Katie Hipopononomus won't know about the hire until the spring game

correct. DMN will likely run the one-paragraph AP story. A blog entry will follow a few hours later. Steve-O will either not return a phone call seeking comment or will have no comment.

PonyTime wrote:This will be the headline in the DMN.

Unless they go with . . .

I'd Like to buy the World a Coker.

Have a Coker and a Smile.

Coker - You Can't beat the Feeling.

Course he looks old, so he's Coker Classic.

Or...

Have a Coker Problem? Call Charter Palms Rehab Center!

I hope he's better and stays around longer than New Coke did .

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Yes, maybe we can revive this classic Miami T-shirt[/url]

I can't wait -- "Can Coker!!"

How about, "Larry's a better Coker than The Hammer for our Coaching Position."

It's a long title, but it flows well.