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Latest on the Arkyland soap opry

Posted:
Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:42 am
by ponyte
The latest today on the McFadden misunderstanding. The TV station that broke the news (KARK) has apologized to sports agent Mike Conley since Conley has denied having anything to do with McFadden and buying a brand spanking new Cadillac Escalade. Why Conley wasn't even at the dealership when the deal was made. Of course the party line is that McFadden's stepmother (Ella McFadden) owns the vehicle and Darren is merely borrowing the thing. Naturally Ella can not be reached for comment. Arkyland's version of Barney Fife (Frank Broyles) is hot on the investigation and as of 5 PM Friday Frank had not completed his investigation. McFadden did practice with the team (at SMU) on Friday.
How strange is it that a news station would report a story that could damage the local college team. One would never ever see that in Dallas.

Posted:
Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:46 am
by ponyte
Oh, why waste some good PR. The dealership involved is Superior Cadillac. If you are in the western part of Arkyland, and want a new Cadillac, give 'em a look
http://www.superiorcadillac.com/

Posted:
Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:12 am
by mrydel
Word is they are bringing in O.J. Simpson to look for the purchaser of the vehicle until he is found.

Posted:
Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:17 am
by NavyCrimson
Now that is funny

Re: Latest on the Arkyland soap opry

Posted:
Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:40 am
by mr. pony
ponyte wrote:How strange is it that a news station would report a story that could damage the local college team. One would never ever see that in Dallas.
But in Arkyland the locals won't put up with it. Hence, the apology.

Posted:
Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:36 pm
by EastStang
Frank Broyles will of course investigate and find that McFadden's aunt did buy the car and show the title certificate to the press and that will end all investigations. After all Frank is beyond reproach. Now there is a bridge in Brooklyn that I am also selling and a magical elixer that will cure all ailments.

Posted:
Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:40 pm
by Stallion
I'm sure all those Arkansas fans have already cancelled their electric bills so they don't have to hear that stupid TV station that broke the story anymore

Posted:
Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:44 pm
by Mexmustang
Don't be silly, they are simply taking down their antennas from their mobile homes...

Posted:
Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:38 pm
by mrydel
Mexmustang wrote:Don't be silly, they are simply taking down their antenas from their mobile homes...
You know we recently started putting up 2 story mobile homes. Only problem was the top level keeps rolling off.

Posted:
Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:40 pm
by NavyCrimson
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