Hire a woman.
Can you imagine the media attention?? It would be an international story, I tell ya! Maybe a lesbian!!
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by mr. pony » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:47 pm
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by J.T.supporta » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:49 pm
mr. pony wrote:Hire a woman.
Can you imagine the media attention?? It would be an international story, I tell ya! Maybe a lesbian!!
goldie hawn was a great football coach back in the day...whoopi has some coaching experience too
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by SMUMan02 » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:49 pm
mr. pony wrote:Hire a woman.
Can you imagine the media attention?? It would be an international story, I tell ya! Maybe a lesbian!!
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Re: For a real WOW hire ...
by Mountain Mustang » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:52 pm
J.T.supporta wrote:mr. pony wrote:Hire a woman.
Can you imagine the media attention?? It would be an international story, I tell ya! Maybe a lesbian!!
goldie hawn was a great football coach back in the day...whoopi has some coaching experience too
Hopefully Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes still have some college eligibility left. Maybe we can get Bird in here as Quarterback and Finch to anchor the O-Line (although he's questionable morally and not afraid to ask for cash).
Wildcats...What a solid '80s movie
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Re: For a real WOW hire ...
by Ponymon » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:55 pm
mr. pony wrote:Hire a woman.
Can you imagine the media attention?? It would be an international story, I tell ya! Maybe a lesbian!!
Especially if it was Rosie O'Donnell! What an anchor to the line she could make!
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Re: For a real WOW hire ...
by J.T.supporta » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:56 pm
Ponymon wrote:mr. pony wrote:Hire a woman.
Can you imagine the media attention?? It would be an international story, I tell ya! Maybe a lesbian!!
Especially if it was Rosie O'Donnell! What an anchor to the line she could make!
donald trump wouldnt like that call
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Re: For a real WOW hire ...
by Mustang1991 » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:59 pm
Ponymon wrote:mr. pony wrote:Hire a woman.
Can you imagine the media attention?? It would be an international story, I tell ya! Maybe a lesbian!!
Especially if it was Rosie O'Donnell! What an anchor to the line she could make!
He said a "woman". I think O'Donnell is borderline androgynous leaning to masculine.
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by SMUtrojanFAN » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:09 pm
I guess this eliminates Mike Gundy from contention...
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Re: For a real WOW hire ...
by The XtC » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:12 pm
[quote="Ponymon"][quote="mr. pony"]Hire a woman.
Can you imagine the media attention?? It would be an international story, I tell ya! Maybe a lesbian!![/quote]
Especially if it was Rosie O'Donnell! What an anchor to the line she could make! :shock:[/quote]
Rosies "wife" is an SMU alum, and kind of cute, too.
Hiring Rosie would be worse than hiring Larry Eustachy, you'd have to post armed guards every night along sorority row.
Can you imagine the media attention?? It would be an international story, I tell ya! Maybe a lesbian!![/quote]
Especially if it was Rosie O'Donnell! What an anchor to the line she could make! :shock:[/quote]
Rosies "wife" is an SMU alum, and kind of cute, too.
Hiring Rosie would be worse than hiring Larry Eustachy, you'd have to post armed guards every night along sorority row.
Try not to choke on the Kool-Aid.
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by LonghornFan68 » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:16 pm
StangEsq wrote:How much would we have to pay Scarlett Johansson to coach here... $20 mil /yr? She could recruit, boost attendance in the expensive seats, bring in tv deals, etc.
For every win she removes a piece of clothing. Now there's motivation.
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by icehawks18 » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:18 pm
SMUtrojanFAN wrote:I guess this eliminates Mike Gundy from contention...
YES! i love it.
How about Hire Gary Barnett... and then have him help hire a woman OC or DC:
"not only was she a GIRL, she was TERRIBLE"
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by icehawks18 » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:20 pm
LonghornFan68 wrote:StangEsq wrote:How much would we have to pay Scarlett Johansson to coach here... $20 mil /yr? She could recruit, boost attendance in the expensive seats, bring in tv deals, etc.
For every win she removes a piece of clothing. Now there's motivation.
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