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To all potential football coaches. SMU is looking for a football coach. Our AD is having trouble filling the position. You will be well paid and will not have a lot of pressure to succeed. If you win 2 games you will have doubled our win total from last year for a 100% improvement. You will not be able to recruit Juco players or get transfer players because SMU will not take other school's courses so you will be forced to play freshman and redshirt freshman who are not ready to play Div. 1-A football. You also will not have the pressure of playing in front of a lot of fans because SMU has alienated a majority of the students, alumni, and fans due to 20 plus years of ineptness.

Billy Joe wrote:To all potential football coaches. SMU is looking for a football coach. Our AD is having trouble filling the position. You will be well paid and will not have a lot of pressure to succeed. If you win 2 games you will have doubled our win total from last year for a 100% improvement. You will not be able to recruit Juco players or get transfer players because SMU will not take other school's courses so you will be forced to play freshman and redshirt freshman who are not ready to play Div. 1-A football. You also will not have the pressure of playing in front of a lot of fans because SMU has alienated a majority of the students, alumni, and fans due to 20 plus years of ineptness.

You also will not have to be able to differentiate between "freshman" and "freshmen" because our most jaded "fans" don't bother to do so, nor have they ever heard of the word "ineptitude," so you can sleep easily at night knowing that word never will be used to describe your performance or the performance of the teams that preceded your arrival.

Thank you professor and your point?