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I was jogging through campus this morning and I heard chanting coming from inside the Tri Delt house. Rush rounds are here, fellow pony fans.

I read in the Maui Cocunut that Gamma Phi had offered a blonde Theta rushee with fat potential a corner room and a skelaton key to the kitchen. The AP is reporting that Kappa is considering to lower their standards to let in a DG recruit with a borderline IQ and a high cup size. I saw Leigh Steinberg at Flash buying a pair of Chi O boy shorts. This time next week it will all be over.........

What is the Kappa midget potential this year?

SMU Football Blog wrote:What is the Kappa midget potential this year?

Has there been more than one? She was a really sweet girl.

FWMustangGirl wrote:

SMU Football Blog wrote:What is the Kappa midget potential this year?

Has there been more than one? She was a really sweet girl.

Ya know, I keep hearing that. I am sure it is true. It is probably unfair to point her out, but the fact that Kappa is so superficial makes it amusing. They cut girls every year and have to go begging them back every year to make quota.

SMU Football Blog wrote:What is the Kappa midget potential this year?

I can't believe you went there!

It is great to see Paul_Hugg back on the board. Welcome Back.

More Pigrun Updates please - they are hilarious!

A Kappa midget? I bet she is/was the hottest dwarf on the planet. I've seen maybe 3 Kappas in my life that got in strictly on mom's and/or grandma's legacy and wasn't talent herself. And I saw quite a few...er...I'm going to shut up now before my wife peeks on this site and sees what I am writing. She isn't a Kappa.

That's great. The Kappa Midget was definitely my vintage. I think I made a bush light fueled run at her at Kappa Crush one year.

I didn't see any potenial KM for the class of 2011, but I haven't reviewed all of my slides.......yet.

SMU Football Blog wrote:

FWMustangGirl wrote:

SMU Football Blog wrote:What is the Kappa midget potential this year?

Has there been more than one? She was a really sweet girl.

Ya know, I keep hearing that. I am sure it is true. It is probably unfair to point her out, but the fact that Kappa is so superficial makes it amusing. They cut girls every year and have to go begging them back every year to make quota.

Oh, I won't deny the weird factor. We all were shocked when she pledged Kappa. Does Kappa still pledge every girl named Mary Somethingorother? There were something like eight Mary Fillintheblanks in that house when we were there.

OC Mustang wrote:A Kappa midget? I bet she is/was the hottest dwarf on the planet. I've seen maybe 3 Kappas in my life that got in strictly on mom's and/or grandma's legacy and wasn't talent herself. And I saw quite a few...er...I'm going to shut up now before my wife peeks on this site and sees what I am writing. She isn't a Kappa.

She was a really cute girl.

Is Laura Welch (Class of 1968) Bush coming to town to help the Theta's this year?

Water Pony wrote:Is Laura Welch (Class of 1968) Bush coming to town to help the Theta's this year?

She'll be there, who needs pot?

firephil wrote:

Water Pony wrote:Is Laura Welch (Class of 1968) Bush coming to town to help the Theta's this year?

She'll be there, who needs pot?

That wasn't the flavor of choice for most of the Thetas in my day.

Good

Speaking of . . .The Beta house has been banned from campus (aka the ATOs in the 90s).

Which house has taken in all of the Deadheads/ Phish Phans - and where do all the Chi Os go to get their fix?

PonyTime wrote:Speaking of . . .The Beta house has been banned from campus (aka the ATOs in the 90s).

Which house has taken in all of the Deadheads/ Phish Phans - and where do all the Chi Os go to get their fix?

I'm just shocked it took that long. What was the straw that broke the camel's back?