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Poll: Tech's excuse for losing

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Wed Aug 06, 2003 4:12 pm
by KnuckleStang
Okay...so, after SMU stuns Texas Tech (SMU 24, Texas Tech 21, pick your own score) on Aug. 30th in Lubbock, what excuses will they offer for this disasterous, embarrassing, possibly-season-ruining loss?
I think they will say:
"Mike Leach was really, really distracted tonight, and was outcoached. You see, he'd been mistaken for Vince Gill seven times that morning, and he couldn't get that ballad 'I Still Believe In You' out of his head. He just loves that song!"
Re: Poll: Tech's excuse for losing

Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2003 4:20 pm
by Letterman
After seeing your contribution there, I'm instructing everyone in the Home Office (high on the Hilltop, of course) to steer clear of a "Tech excuse" top 10 list.
Yours is brilliant!
[This message has been edited by Letterman (edited 08-06-2003).]
Re: Poll: Tech's excuse for losing

Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2003 5:27 pm
by roddog
i think that their only legit excuse would be that both the offensive and defensive first and second string players were all kicked off the team for going to a strip club with knight the night before the game
Re: Poll: Tech's excuse for losing

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Wed Aug 06, 2003 5:49 pm
by EastStang
I didn't know they had an strip clubs in Lubbock. Just steers and more steers.
Re: Poll: Tech's excuse for losing

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Wed Aug 06, 2003 5:57 pm
by PerunaPunch
Strip club, cattle ranch. This is Lubbock we're talking about. Do you really think they know the difference?
Re: Poll: Tech's excuse for losing

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Wed Aug 06, 2003 6:20 pm
by Sam I Am
Now we know where the Texas Ticks got thier fleas.
Re: Poll: Tech's excuse for losing

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Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:06 am
by WreckEm16
The entire team came down with the flu, and we had to pull 22 students out of the bleachers to fill in. Even then, the game goes into OT.
Re: Poll: Tech's excuse for losing

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Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:09 pm
by TECH_FAN
excuse for why TECH took us/smu behind the woodshed! Cause they were better prepared than last year,and cause than can!!! welcome to Lubbock,if you don't like it stay home. RAIDER POWER!!!
Re: Poll: Tech's excuse for losing

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Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:36 pm
by MrMustang1965
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TECH_FAN:
<B>excuse for why TECH took us/smu behind the woodshed! Cause they were better prepared than last year,and cause than can!!! welcome to Lubbock,if you don't like it stay home. RAIDER POWER!!!</B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
TECH_FAN: We'll burn down that woodshed before you ever even get a chance! GO MUSTANGS!
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