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He's to the 40, the 30, the 20, 10, 5, TOUCHDOWN TEXAS TECH.
Wes Welker receives the punt at the 20, he makes the first person miss, he breaks another tackle, he is in the clear, folks he may go all the way, Touchdown Welker.
BJ Symons goes back to throw, he has a man wide open at 30, the catch is made by Carlos Francis and is going to take it in for the touchdown, touchdown Texas Tech.
Taurean Henderson takes the pitch at the SMU twenty, and look at him go, there is no one within 5 yards of him, TOUCHDOWN RED RAIDERS.

GET THE POINT!!!

Here is what Tech alum hear...

SMU alum: Step in to my office.

Tech alum: How come sir?

SMU alum: Because you are f*&%#'in fired!

I hope you Community College boys in Lubbock can back your talk up. If not, you will be the joke of the Big 12.

You will also here this in three years -

"hey by way - I can't remember if Tech finished 3rd or 4th in the big 12 south 3 years ago? - oh who knows, or cares" -

Thats better than:

"Hey, I dint realize that SMU still had a football team.'

How bout I "dint" realize Tech had an English Dept?

When you can turn your record around to match ours (SMU 3-9 Tech 9-4)then your smacktalk will make more sense. If the game was going to be played on your homefield I would say we win by 30, but since it is on our homefield get the [deleted] cream ready for the butt-whippin your Mustangs will receive. If we lose,(as likely as Gov. Davis of California not being recalled)then I will personaly show up on your campus, decked out in SMU attire,at a destination of any SMU fans choose of where they want me to show up. I will be in the Dallas Fort Worth area on the weekend after the Tech-SMU game so that would be the time. Would any SMU fan wish to do the same. I doubt you have the guts to do it.

We're the underdogs. Why the hell should we do anything but surprise the country by beating the **** out of you on Aug. 30th.

And how convenient.. the week after the Tech game is our inactive week.

Save the gay suggestion about coming to our campus. Instead here's what ya do, JoeBob. The line on the game in Vegas is 22 pts. Go get your life savings down at the Dalhart Bank and put your $10 on Tech. You might win, you might not, but you'll still be a frickin idiot.

Two words:
BOBBY LEACH

*pats hoop fan on the back*

i hope they've not been sending their best and brightest over here.

Well, if he is a Tech fan and has $10 in savngs, he probably is their best and brightest. At least he's smart enough to come to our campus. Perhaps he can double his money by sitting outside the Hillcrest 7-11 and beg for change before the police move him along.

Good Lord man, do you really want their dimmest and dullest?



[This message has been edited by Greenwich Pony (edited 08-23-2003).]

Well, that may or may not be true; we may hear some yard markers called off- perhaps not nearly as many you may expect... But here's some thing Tech honor grad says alot:

"20, 30, 40 and six cents is your change. Here are your fries. Have a nice day and come again..."

QUICK, before a techie sees it! you misspelled "double."