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Posted:
Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:04 pm
by MrMustang1965
JACKSONVILLE, Texas (AP) - Backup Miami Dolphins quarterback Josh McCown may want to stick to throwing footballs and stay away from chain saws.
McCown needed six stitches to the index finger on his right hand a couple of weeks ago when he was injured while he and his brother, Luke, were cutting firewood.
Josh McCown told Tyler television station KETK that he was holding the firewood and his brother, a backup quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, made the mistake of cutting his finger instead of the firewood.
(the floor is now open for jokes!)

Posted:
Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:16 pm
by Roach
Hardly seems like something to joke about. That right hand is how he makes his living.
Get better, Josh, and good luck this season.

Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:52 am
by Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex
Honestly, I'm surprised that either one of them would do something foolish as this during the offseason. Common sense would tell you not to do anything that involves chainsaws and your hands. I'd rank this up there with the Roethlisberger incident based on pure stupidity.

Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:21 am
by jtstang
Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex wrote:Common sense would tell you not to do anything that involves chainsaws and your hands.
How do you hold the chainsaw?

Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:28 am
by Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex
jtstang wrote:Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex wrote:Common sense would tell you not to do anything that involves chainsaws and your hands.
How do you hold the chainsaw?
I don't. I have Oscar hold it for me.


Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:48 am
by jtstang
How is that not more dangerous?

Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:52 am
by mr. pony
Six stitches doesn't sound like much after a run-in with a chainsaw.

Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:24 am
by RednBlue11
mr. pony wrote:Six stitches doesn't sound like much after a run-in with a chainsaw.
he was really lucky, i mean i had 3 from an arrow in the hand...chain saws do soo much more damage usually...unless he tore all the ligaments in his finger he'll be back in 4 weeks barring any complications.

Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:46 am
by FWMustangGirl
mr. pony wrote:Six stitches doesn't sound like much after a run-in with a chainsaw.
Are we sure it was a chainsaw and not just a hand saw?

Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:48 am
by RednBlue11
something just occurred to me....he is back up for the miami dolphins, who cares?

Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:55 am
by HB Pony Dad
RednBlue11 wrote:something just occurred to me....he is back up for the miami dolphins, who cares?
Since LA is an NFL wasteland I have adopted
Should I switch to the Cowboys since I recently became a Pony Dad?

Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:02 am
by RednBlue11
my advice is yes for a couple of good reasons


Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:05 am
by jtstang
RednBlue11 wrote:something just occurred to me....he is back up for the miami dolphins, who cares?
Man you're real up on your SMU football recent history aren't you.

Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:07 am
by RednBlue11
apparently not, i mean he went o Sam H. St. so i dont get the connection

Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:07 am
by CalallenStang
RednBlue11 wrote:apparently not, i mean he went o Sam H. St. so i dont get the connection
He also went to SMU