This just in...

The sky is falling. Please take proper measures to ensure you and your family's safety. These measures should include running in circles, incessant complaining about everything, feelings of hopelessness, and slight bouts of crabbiness. Two flasks of your favorite beverage duct taped to each hand are recommended by 9 out of 10 Ponyfans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwyrGwM4a7M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwyrGwM4a7M