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SMU talent vs. Bears

I went to watch SMU play Rice 2 years ago, and I was shocked by the talent level both teams had (terrible). Some may criticize our talent level, but I think we probably still have twice the talent SMU has. If Morriss is half the coach I think he is, we'll control the entire game and win by 3-4 touchdowns, assuming Armstrong stays healthy. If he gets hurt again, we'll still win but it will be closer. I have no doubt that we'll start conference play 2-2.

FWIW, Richard Bartel may be the worst QB in the history of QB's. In the Tech game, he litererally ducked his head and tossed the ball downfield underhanded to avoid taking a hit. There wasn't even a receiver close, and a Tech player picked it off. He also did a QB slide in the pocket when we had a blitz coming.

Can a school that lost 52-14 to NTSU really talk smack to anyone??

"FWIW, Richard Bartel may be the worst QB in the history..."
FYI - The above was from a Tech fan, not Bayor. Baylor will think the opposite after Saturday.
Go Buster.

I've seen a MUCH worse QB's than Richard Bartel lol. He had a really bad game. I hope we keep playing Tech..in a few years, we're going to sneak up on the bastards.

Anyone who thinks Bartel is a bad QB has obviously never seen the Baylor QBs. Those guys make Bartel look like Brett Favre.

One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce. The judge decided that baby bear was going to live with mama bear.

Baby bear started to cry . "Whats wrong?" the judge asked baby bear.

"I dont want to live with mama bear, she abuses me!" said baby bear.

"Then, you can live with papa bear" said the judge.

Baby bear started to cry even harder the judge asked him, "Whats wrong?" Baby bear replied, " I dont want to live with papa bear he abuses me even more than mama bear does."

"Then who do you want to live with?" asked the judge.

Baby bear replied, "I want to live with the Baylor Bears, because they don't beat anyone!"

Q: What do you get when you cross a Baylor Bear and a ground hog?
A: 6 more weeks of bad football.

A Baylor student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met
a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the tired line "Where do y'all go to school?"
The co-ed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl but did answer his question.
"Yale," she replied.
The Baylor student took a big deep breath and shouted,
"WHERE DO Y'ALL GO TO SCHOOL!?"

Q : How is the Baylor football team like a possum?
A : They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Way to go, Dooby! Greatness - pure greatness!