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The official Lubbock Joke Thread
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:01 amby EastStang
Since beating Tech may be a bit problematic this week. I suggest that we use this thread to tell jokes about Lubbock. Such as God had to go, and lo there was Lubbock.
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:17 amby ponyinNC
How many Texas Tech freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a sophomore course.
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:23 amby MrMustang1965
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:25 amby Jeffrey Lebowski
Two Texas Tech fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.
The first Tech fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The second Tech fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."
The first Tech fan asks, "Why not?"
The second Tech fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:27 amby expony18
Jeffrey Lebowski wrote:Two Texas Tech fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.
The first Tech fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The second Tech fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."
The first Tech fan asks, "Why not?"
The second Tech fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."
hahaha
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:52 amby SmooBoy
Two dog threads already today.
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:55 amby smupony94
Jeffrey Lebowski wrote:Two Texas Tech fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.
The first Tech fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The second Tech fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."
The first Tech fan asks, "Why not?"
The second Tech fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:51 pmby mrydel
94: CHANGE YOUR AVATAR per your agreement.
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:41 pmby peruna81
Old...
How do you know a gal is from Lubbock ?
when she smiles she has grit in her teeth...
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:42 pmby CalallenStang
Lubbock.
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:55 pmby 03Mustang
The biggest joke of all:
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:58 pmby SMUfiji43
Not sure if this is a joke or not but my sophomore year i was playing in a lacrosse game vs tech and the field was pretty much a mix of hay and ice. pretty crappy conditions. the air smelled like a port-a-potty and mid game a giant 5 to 6 foot tall tumbleweed started rolling all over the field. it was the first tumbleweed many of us had ever seen and really shows how remote and awful the place is.
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:00 pmby Jeffrey Lebowski
03Mustang wrote:The biggest joke of all:
hehehehe...pretty funny...I think that is the diploma that give to the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers...
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:12 pmby smupony94
mrydel wrote:94: CHANGE YOUR AVATAR per your agreement.
My agreement was 5 more wins - as I am now tired of it I am including all Pee Wee, high school, college and pro games so we are over the limit.
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:18 pmby EastStang
What's the difference between Lubbock Texas and a toilet? Once in awhile the toilet gets cleaned.