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Generic Complaint to Steve Orsini

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:17 pm
by Dooby
Mr. Orsini:

I would like to complain about that one thing that really bothers me that I am sure really bothers everybody. I know it bothers everybody because the two or three people that I complained about it two nodded in agreement. Now this is that thing that they didn't do when I was in school, which was back when things were different, and by that, I mean they were better.

It really is unacceptable and I expect something to be done about it now.

I am also really upset about the guy that was in front of me standing up the whole time yelling, especially on third down. And he had a noisemaker! This distracted from me being able to watch the game.

And what is up with all the people sitting on their hands during the whole game? Seems like everyone to my left and right and behind me was sitting down the entire game. It is as if they don't realize they are at a football game and need to be told when to make noise.

Did I mention I hate the new PA guy? Like we need to be told when to be loud, duh!

And all the freakin’ kids running around. Parents need to get a handle on their kids and stop them from running around all over the place. Get them on a leash.

We really need to do something about attendance. We need to have more promotions to get families involved and make it more kid and fan friendly. If the kids go to games now, they will go as teenagers and as adults.

Hey, did you see that coach wearing what looked like a Hawaiian shirt? Is that the same guy that I heard wore a lei to the Rice game? Buddy, this is Texas and this is football! Dress accordingly, like me. I just rolled in off the Boulevard after first going to the Frackin’ Catalina Wine Mixer wearing my white polo golf shirt and pink linen pants.

Thanks for hearing my complaint. I expect this to be fixed NOW!


Did I mention I hate the new PA guy?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:20 pm
by jtstang
You forgot to mention that you stepped in dog poop on the Boulevard because Willis was not the starting quarterback and this all needs to be fixed now.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:22 pm
by smupony94
What was the first complaint

Re: Generic Complaint to Steve Orsini

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:27 pm
by SmooBoy
Dooby wrote:Did I mention I hate the new PA guy?


You can probably tell him yourself. Heard he is hanging out on "the hill."

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:29 pm
by Chuck Norris
So you hate kids but would like to see more at the games. You want the guy in front of u to sit down and everyone else to stand up. Let me guess... you were also wearing a Hawaiian shirt?

Re: Generic Complaint to Steve Orsini

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:30 pm
by Cadillac
Dooby wrote: And he had a noisemaker! This distracted from me being able to watch the game.


I'll thank you to refrain from referring to my wife as such.

-CoS

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:30 pm
by jtstang
Chuck Norris wrote:Let me guess... you were also wearing a Hawaiian shirt?

No that was me.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:31 pm
by Cadillac
Chuck Norris wrote:So you hate kids but would like to see more at the games. You want the guy in front of u to sit down and everyone else to stand up. Let me guess... you were also wearing a Hawaiian shirt?


The sole import of Chuck Norris should be a clue :)


-CoS

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:33 pm
by SmooBoy
Cadillac wrote:
Chuck Norris wrote:So you hate kids but would like to see more at the games. You want the guy in front of u to sit down and everyone else to stand up. Let me guess... you were also wearing a Hawaiian shirt?


The sole import of Chuck Norris should be a clue :)


-CoS


Well played. A+ my friend.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:51 pm
by jkflamebo
pretty weak write up, if i was orsini and read that i'd laugh hysterically while i put ur complaint thru the paper shredder to never see such a thing again

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:55 pm
by Cadillac
jkflamebo wrote:pretty weak write up, if i was orsini and read that i'd laugh hysterically while i put ur complaint thru the paper shredder to never see such a thing again


dude, you and Chuck are calling in fire on your own position lol.

CoS

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:58 pm
by Chuck Norris
Cadillac wrote:
jkflamebo wrote:pretty weak write up, if i was orsini and read that i'd laugh hysterically while i put ur complaint thru the paper shredder to never see such a thing again


dude, you and Chuck are calling in fire on your own position lol.

CoS


Just playing the game wise one... I'm sorry I didn't put a cute little expression to help you figure out my tone.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:05 pm
by Cadillac
Chuck Norris wrote:Just playing the game wise one... I'm sorry I didn't put a cute little expression to help you figure out my tone.


Sorry Chuckles, there's no emoticon for "it went right over my head." But thanks for playing anyhow.

-CoS

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:41 pm
by Chuck Norris
Cadillac wrote:
Chuck Norris wrote:Just playing the game wise one... I'm sorry I didn't put a cute little expression to help you figure out my tone.


Sorry Chuckles, there's no emoticon for "it went right over my head." But thanks for playing anyhow.

-CoS


You're forgiven. I'll allow you to be condescending. I understand that some individuals try to display superiority using forums because it is the only place in which you can.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:43 pm
by King Knight Mare
[quote="jkflamebo"]pretty weak write up, if i was orsini and read that i'd laugh hysterically while i put ur complaint thru the paper shredder to never see such a thing again[/quote

You really think he'd read it first?

Steve-O has one of those big industrial sized paper shredders, and any envelope that doesnt have a check in it heads directly for File 13.