Generic Complaint to Steve Orsini

Mr. Orsini:
I would like to complain about that one thing that really bothers me that I am sure really bothers everybody. I know it bothers everybody because the two or three people that I complained about it two nodded in agreement. Now this is that thing that they didn't do when I was in school, which was back when things were different, and by that, I mean they were better.
It really is unacceptable and I expect something to be done about it now.
I am also really upset about the guy that was in front of me standing up the whole time yelling, especially on third down. And he had a noisemaker! This distracted from me being able to watch the game.
And what is up with all the people sitting on their hands during the whole game? Seems like everyone to my left and right and behind me was sitting down the entire game. It is as if they don't realize they are at a football game and need to be told when to make noise.
Did I mention I hate the new PA guy? Like we need to be told when to be loud, duh!
And all the freakin’ kids running around. Parents need to get a handle on their kids and stop them from running around all over the place. Get them on a leash.
We really need to do something about attendance. We need to have more promotions to get families involved and make it more kid and fan friendly. If the kids go to games now, they will go as teenagers and as adults.
Hey, did you see that coach wearing what looked like a Hawaiian shirt? Is that the same guy that I heard wore a lei to the Rice game? Buddy, this is Texas and this is football! Dress accordingly, like me. I just rolled in off the Boulevard after first going to the Frackin’ Catalina Wine Mixer wearing my white polo golf shirt and pink linen pants.
Thanks for hearing my complaint. I expect this to be fixed NOW!
Did I mention I hate the new PA guy?
I would like to complain about that one thing that really bothers me that I am sure really bothers everybody. I know it bothers everybody because the two or three people that I complained about it two nodded in agreement. Now this is that thing that they didn't do when I was in school, which was back when things were different, and by that, I mean they were better.
It really is unacceptable and I expect something to be done about it now.
I am also really upset about the guy that was in front of me standing up the whole time yelling, especially on third down. And he had a noisemaker! This distracted from me being able to watch the game.
And what is up with all the people sitting on their hands during the whole game? Seems like everyone to my left and right and behind me was sitting down the entire game. It is as if they don't realize they are at a football game and need to be told when to make noise.
Did I mention I hate the new PA guy? Like we need to be told when to be loud, duh!
And all the freakin’ kids running around. Parents need to get a handle on their kids and stop them from running around all over the place. Get them on a leash.
We really need to do something about attendance. We need to have more promotions to get families involved and make it more kid and fan friendly. If the kids go to games now, they will go as teenagers and as adults.
Hey, did you see that coach wearing what looked like a Hawaiian shirt? Is that the same guy that I heard wore a lei to the Rice game? Buddy, this is Texas and this is football! Dress accordingly, like me. I just rolled in off the Boulevard after first going to the Frackin’ Catalina Wine Mixer wearing my white polo golf shirt and pink linen pants.
Thanks for hearing my complaint. I expect this to be fixed NOW!
Did I mention I hate the new PA guy?