You do not put a living person on a postage stamp

Marketing 101. We never should have featured Willis in our marketing nor even June Jones. As we have witnessed, the campaign can backfire. Locked and Loaded, ok. Pigs Flying, I liked that. But June Cometh only gives rise to June goeth, etc. Willis is self explanatory.
I can already invision the marketing department auditioning bands for next years campaign:
We signed him on a Wednesday and our hearts stood still.
Day-do Padron ron, Day-do Padron.
Bo is now 2nd,Logan 3rd, then Will
Day-do Padron ron, Day-do Padron.
Oh, our hearts stood still.
Oh we want the real deal.
Where's Smith and Gamso,
thought they could be the one
Day-do Padron ron Day-do Padron.
I can already invision the marketing department auditioning bands for next years campaign:
We signed him on a Wednesday and our hearts stood still.
Day-do Padron ron, Day-do Padron.
Bo is now 2nd,Logan 3rd, then Will
Day-do Padron ron, Day-do Padron.
Oh, our hearts stood still.
Oh we want the real deal.
Where's Smith and Gamso,
thought they could be the one
Day-do Padron ron Day-do Padron.