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CAREER INTERETS
Head Football Coach of NCAA Div 1 School
Head Football Coach of NFL Team
Attend Thomas M. Cooley Law School

EDUCATION
Southern Method University

PROFESSIONAL AFFILIATIONS
• ZZZ Fraternity

FOOTBALL EXPERIENCE
• Two years of Pop Warner Football
o Number 3 QB both years
o Number 3 LB, started 2 games, 1 tackle
• Seventh Grade
o Number 3 Tackle OL, Number 3 Tackle DL
• Eight Grade
o Not listed on depth chart
• Ninth Grade
o Mother refused to sign release because she witnessed Coach Smith yelling at a player in practice and knew my self esteem was frgaile
• SMU Intramural Flag Football League
o Four year starter at wide receiver, would have set new record but no one kept stats

COACHING EXPERINCE
• Coached sister’s 16 & Under soccer team when head coach took maternity leave
o Team was 3 and 0 until two starters became pregnant
• Offensive AND Defensive Coordinator for Fraternity League of Madden Football

CONTINUTING EDUCATION
• Faithful student of John Madden and record every game
• Listen to ESPN
o Have been on the air eight times in 2008
• Regular commenter on numerous blogs

REFERENCES
My Mother and Father.

Dylan08 wrote:Insert Name

CAREER INTERETS
Head Football Coach of NCAA Div 1 School
Head Football Coach of NFL Team
Attend Thomas M. Cooley Law School

EDUCATION
Southern Method University

PROFESSIONAL AFFILIATIONS
• ZZZ Fraternity

FOOTBALL EXPERIENCE
• Two years of Pop Warner Football
o Number 3 QB both years
o Number 3 LB, started 2 games, 1 tackle
• Seventh Grade
o Number 3 Tackle OL, Number 3 Tackle DL
• Eight Grade
o Not listed on depth chart
• Ninth Grade
o Mother refused to sign release because she witnessed Coach Smith yelling at a player in practice and knew my self esteem was frgaile
• SMU Intramural Flag Football League
o Four year starter at wide receiver, would have set new record but no one kept stats

COACHING EXPERINCE
• Coached sister’s 16 & Under soccer team when head coach took maternity leave
o Team was 3 and 0 until two starters became pregnant
• Offensive AND Defensive Coordinator for Fraternity League of Madden Football

CONTINUTING EDUCATION
• Faithful student of John Madden and record every game
• Listen to ESPN
o Have been on the air eight times in 2008
• Regular commenter on numerous blogs

REFERENCES
My Mother and Father.

Not a very solid Coaching Resume. Yet even this person could clearly see that a record breaking Junior QB is more qualified to start this season over a TRUE FRESHMAN who ran a run first offense in high school.


some of u idiots are too funny.