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I Was Walking my English Sheep Dog "Bo" Today

Postby FordtoTolbert » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:19 pm

near Turtle Creek, and I simply said, "Bo, don't [deleted] on that bush...", and suddenly, from out of nowhere, some big dude in a Hawaiian shirt, early 50"s, sort of had a "serious" look on his face..reminded me of an ex QB, maybe a fball caoch, just verbally and physically abuses me....all I said was, "Bo, don't [deleted] on that Lexus", or something like that, that's the truth....man, strange day....
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Postby SMU2007 » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:08 pm

are you drunk or are there some typos in this story that make it confusing...?
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Postby J.T.supporta » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:10 pm

SMU2007 wrote:are you drunk or are there some typos in this story that make it confusing...?


ill go with drunk but it was a funny story. thanks for sharing!
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Postby KnuckleStang » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:16 pm

I was walking my miniature pinscher today and some hot girl came up, greeted my dog, and said "whenever I see a guy walking a dog like this, I know he's either married or gay."
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Postby ThadFilms » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:22 pm

KnuckleStang wrote:I was walking my miniature pinscher today and some hot girl came up, greeted my dog, and said "whenever I see a guy walking a dog like this, I know he's either married or gay."



ROFL.


I thought your dog was a racist. Or are you lying for humor again? Heh.
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Postby KnuckleStang » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:29 pm

ThadFilms wrote:
KnuckleStang wrote:I was walking my miniature pinscher today and some hot girl came up, greeted my dog, and said "whenever I see a guy walking a dog like this, I know he's either married or gay."



ROFL.


I thought your dog was a racist. Or are you lying for humor again? Heh.


Oh she's a racist for sure, she's just vertically challenged as well. :)
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Postby ThadFilms » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:49 pm

KnuckleStang wrote:
ThadFilms wrote:
KnuckleStang wrote:I was walking my miniature pinscher today and some hot girl came up, greeted my dog, and said "whenever I see a guy walking a dog like this, I know he's either married or gay."



ROFL.


I thought your dog was a racist. Or are you lying for humor again? Heh.


Oh she's a racist for sure, she's just vertically challenged as well. :)


Good. Don't want you to go contradicting yourself here... wouldn't want that on your conscience too.
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Re: I Was Walking my English Sheep Dog "Bo" Today

Postby jtstang » Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:30 am

FordtoTolbert wrote:near Turtle Creek, and I simply said, "Bo, don't [deleted] on that bush..."

Shoulda told your turkey "don't peck on that bush" at the same time...
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Postby smu diamond m » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:33 am

trolling...
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Postby Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex » Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:55 pm

smu diamond m wrote:trolling...


Shamelessly trying to jack up post count.
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Postby One Trick Pony » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:04 pm

I bet you don't bring a pooper scooper. And he knows the both of you are going to leave another gift...
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